Orlando Bloom that is. When he realises what he's been missing and turns up on my doorstep sometime when my DH and kids are convieniently away for a few days?
You see I had a bit of a thing for him, starting with the whole Legolas LotR thing, which has all come back to mind since I saw The Hobbit 2 last week. So I was having a look around the internet (which is a perfectly normal thing to do and not stalkerish At All) and found a YouTube thing of him appearing on Graham Norton which was the first time I've seen him on camera whilst not playing a role. And I realised that actually he looks a bit like an old ex boyfriend from my uni days. (Back off ladies, he is actually a woman now,and that's a whole other story. Suffice it to say there is a very thin line between liking the effeminate ones and the actually female ones).
So now I've spotted that I think it would be a bit off putting, and would like Mr Bloom to pop that long blonde wig non beforehand coming over. I wouldn't make him wear the ears. And I wouldn't turn him away or anything.
AIBU?
And if so, WIBU to insist that when the other Mr Bloom brings his hat and leaves his talking veggies in the garden?