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Original poster

To despise Olly ****ing Murs.

83 replies

neiljames77 · 20/12/2013 22:36

It's not jealousy or anything, although I'd like to be his age and have his money. He just always seems like an attention seeking little tit. Saying things like, "I'll have to go on Take Me Out because I can't find a girlfriend" just so all the girlies tell him how lovely he is.

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BuffyxSummers · 20/12/2013 22:59

He annoys me. When he was pranked by JLS and he got arsey with the pretend runner guy, I think that's what goes on behind the cheeky chappy image.

MerryFuckingChristmas · 20/12/2013 23:00

Lord, there was a lot of cross posts while I typed out by irrational hatred for someone I have never met Xmas Smile

LessMissAbs · 20/12/2013 23:00

His USP does seem to be his constant repitition of how he can't get a girlfriend, alongside gay hints. His songs are boring. I dont mind him though as he is quite pretty. As long as he doesn't get any fatter!

MerryFuckingChristmas · 20/12/2013 23:00

*my < goes looking for the pissed thread >

ouryve · 20/12/2013 23:00

You're clearly all watching the wrong channels.

TikkaTurkey · 20/12/2013 23:01

YABU. He's lovely and smiley. Smile

Damnautocorrect · 20/12/2013 23:05

I was thinking the other day he doesn't seem to have put a foot wrong, he seems lovely and there's not been any dirt dished (normally by now they'd be something).

MerryFuckingChristmas · 20/12/2013 23:06

There has been dirt.

Tulip26 · 21/12/2013 00:01

Cor, I would do disgusting things to that man if only he'd let me...Grin

pictish · 21/12/2013 00:02

urghhh

BohemianGirl · 21/12/2013 00:09

who is he?

NancyOsbourne · 21/12/2013 00:10

YABVU ShockShock

I get all giddy when he appears. Him, Barlow and Williams are my 3 top celebs. So would!!

NancyOsbourne · 21/12/2013 00:10

Tulip... You said what I was thinking:)

Original poster
neiljames77 · 21/12/2013 00:15

Nancy, I take it you mean Ken Barlow and Kenneth Williams.

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SeaSickSal · 21/12/2013 00:15

I like him. I like that 'Dear Darling' song.

NancyOsbourne · 21/12/2013 00:18

Neiljames yes of course. My taste is so varied Wink

ThreeWisePerpendicularVinces · 21/12/2013 00:45

What MerryFuckingChristmas said.

He's so annoying with his big chinned, hatted smug face and tight trousers. And he boasts about how big his cock is. I wouldn't let it near me even if he was hung like a thermos flask.

alltoomuchrightnow · 21/12/2013 01:20

I was saying just t'other day...he's the first to enter my room 101

CalamityKate · 21/12/2013 01:32

He's ok. Seems harmless enough. He's just making the most of it isn't he? Although the fact he's bezzie mates with that twat Robbie Williams does suggest he's got hidden shallows.

HeartsTrumpDiamonds · 21/12/2013 01:36

Arf @ hung like a thermos flask Grin

He needs to get rid of the ridiculous hats.

Quite like that Troublemaker song.

CalamityKate · 21/12/2013 01:42

Why do some men seem to think women will be reduced to quivering wrecks at the thought of a big dick?

If a bloke is a prat, the thought of him proudly flopping out a huge appendage while beaming inanely makes me feel quite ill Hmm

tigerdriverII · 21/12/2013 01:45

I veer between thinking that he's kinda sweet in a baffled kitten hunts ball of wool kinda way and thinking he's a bit of a knobhead.

recall · 21/12/2013 01:49

YANBU

Very Norman Wisdom
stupid hat
too desperate

Scarletohello · 21/12/2013 01:55

Wow I am amazed at how a relatively innocuous minor celeb has incensed so many of you! What had he done to offend you all? I am totally neutral about the guy, he just doesn't occupy any of my head space. At all!

However...

Keith Lemon
Katie Price
Most of the loose women
And many more that I am too tired ( and drunk to recall) so do...

tigerdriverII · 21/12/2013 02:14

Btw

What the fuck is wrong with Norman Wisdom?

There is a very funny joke about him involving the EU parliament.