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Peter Capaldi and feed him champagne truffles and stroke his beautiful older man face while he reads me excerpts from A Christmas Carol with his sexy sexy sexy voice?

I'd love to be in a remote log cabin in a snowy place, in front of the fire with a hot chocolate with Gerard Butler.

In reality I'm sat in rainy Yorkshire thinking I should go to bed soon as I'm working tomorrow in the hell on earth that is retail!

Oh Gene Hunt. I would.

Ladies, I watched some kind of best episode of Misfits thing the other night and the chap who played Rudy was complaining that he's still single even though he was promised fame would bring the women and he really would like a woman.

I'm aware I might be writing this to an empty thread as everyone abandons the keyboard and surges off into the night in search of Rudy but I think I'd quite like Gerry Butler in a wee bothy up a mountain in the Highlands, in a hail storm, with a powercut and a peat fire, we'd have to snuggle to keep warm

Cross posts LittleMiss, that's a bit uncanny.

After Mads has gone home, Rufus Sewell can come and help me warm up my leftovers

Hue Edwards? Well I guess if you had also had 7 pints then he could be desirable!

Jake gyllenhal. He wouldn't be required to speak.

YES to J.M. I shameless he is almost exactly like an ex of mine from years ago....:)

Benedict Cumberbatch woof!
Also wouldn't mind a tumble between da sheets with that super sexy Frenchman Jean Marc Barr (film The Big Blue).
Who's the actor who plays Hathaway in Lewis? He can stir my pudding any time.

Cumberbatch I can imagine would have to be nude and draped in velvet. He'd be quite well sculpted!

Fireside champagne whilst playing strip poker with Jackson from Ripper Street.

Or Brian Cox staring wistfully at me..well anywhere really

Instead, I'm putting away all the clothes my 3 year old has just pulled out of all his drawers

Well, for me it would be Timothy Olyphant in a large comfortable tent beneath western desert skies. He would be required to keep his cowboy hat on for some time, but then when he takes it off, his dark hair would flop seductively to show that he had finally lost control in my loving arms.

Mmm, I know what Plan B was like as a teenager, no way I could ever fancy him.

Oh my word the Ripper Street totty was most spectacular. I don't know why they stopped it for that reason ALONE!

Instead of cleaning the kitchen and wiping DC's sick off the floor, I'd like to meet Richard Armitage in a rainstorm and help him out of his wet clothes.

Just been watching Christmas songs while doing the house work. I had to stop for a few minutes to watch David Essex in his Winter's Tale video.

He looked so lonely, I could cheer him up,.He always was a fantasy of mine and watching that brought it all back.

We could walk his dog down misty lanes, row across a lake and sit on some rocks communing with nature.