to be paranoid there's a hidden camera in the school bear

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and everything I do is being observed by the headteacher on a wall of cameras in her office, while she digs into a bag of pork scratchings and makes notes.

"Watching Dr Who instead of making cakes for the PTA? Extra homework for 3B next week.."

It was looking at me. I've covered it up with a jumper.

That's normal, right?

YABU I'm sure, but now I'm very paranoid about the nursery bear we're due soon...

Seek help quickly.

I do tell the kids that the smoke detector that flashes in the corner of the classroom is the Head's webcam and we know he is watching us when it flashes. It makes them knuckle down for ten minutes at a time!

Stick it in the washing machine? Should kill any bugs.

pun intended

I thought everyone knew about the hidden cameras by now. They are infra-red, the jumper is no protection I'm afraid.

I wonder how the photographs of the exciting swim in the washing machine and camera search surgery will go down on Monday. I reckon there'll be housepoints.

I love the smoke detector webcam.

MissMillament

"Complaining about the school on mumsnet - detention for a week.."

There is a camera, voice recorder and black box. If you wash it /shoot it/set fire to it then the black box will send all the evidence anyhow via gps radar wifi laser thingy. You are totally fcuked and yanbu

If you do not spend the entire weekend doing inspirational, educational activities with your children you will be named and shamed at the next PSA meeting!

You do know it's hacked your wifi? And this thread is being reported live to the ht/governors/PTA as we type?

Put it in the microwave for a minute. That should destroy whatever sinister electronic devices are secreted within. It might also destroy the bear, but you can always make up a story about how the bear rescued someone from a burning building, thus making it a hero

Oh no

My lazy slacker weekend is stretching into the distance like the door at the end of the corridor in Poltergeist

Now I will have to get up and make a PTA cake with a flatteringly iced likeness of the, frankly quite wonderful, headteacher completely with irridescent edible glitter halo. ARSE.

Moon it.

I love each and every one of the governors. And the PTA. Especially the PTA. My DS is so lucky to be at such a wonderful school. Every day is like sunshine.

Actual stomach hurting hoots of laughter at 'Moon it'

I am so mooning the nursery teddy when it comes now

Actually I should have worded that a lot better

I sang your last line as Morrissey would, "Every day is like Sunday..."

I have the nursery bear soon. I'm dreading the little grass being at ours. Only good thing is that they do have a sense of humour at this nursery. When the German family sent him back with pictures of him, bottle of vodka in hand in a state of undress, the nursery owner showed everyone, saying that he had at least had some fun for once. The children were spared those pictures.

Can I just like this thread lol

Every day is not silent and grey at our school though. Oh no. It's as far as you can get from a seaside town that they forgot to close down. Shoo, armageddon - shoo, armageddon shoo!

I once noticed the school bear spent a lots of weekends visiting the washing machine.

You are obviously not the only parent with this concern.

We have those plastic dolls at my school that cry - the fun you can have when the 14 year old student hands it back and you say 'oooo I'll enjoy watching the video of how you cared for it'.

Many A few years ago I decided the only way round this was to be very educashunal all weekend. We used to do things we never normally did. All things were worthy....

*I do tell the kids that the smoke detector that flashes in the corner of the classroom is the Head's webcam"

It really is!
www.amazon.co.uk/Hidden-Camera-Recorder-Smoke-Alarm/dp/B00CMAQZPU

Should I be going into school on Monday to moon all the smoke alarms?

I notice there's no reviews for it, clearly the teachers are keeping quiet about that one.