to be paranoid there's a hidden camera in the school bear

[TheLostPelvicFloorOfPoosh]

and everything I do is being observed by the headteacher on a wall of cameras in her office, while she digs into a bag of pork scratchings and makes notes.

"Watching Dr Who instead of making cakes for the PTA? Extra homework for 3B next week.."

It was looking at me. I've covered it up with a jumper.

That's normal, right?

That is a relief, AngiBolen

And teacher shame on you, frightening poor defenceless 14 year olds!

Just because you're paranoid does not mean they're not secretly watching you. yanbu.

School bears are very sinister if you ask me.

A friend of ours had the school bear one weekend and the school bear was sent home with a camera to take photos of his adventures. There was a lovely firepit in the garden and children enjoying poking fire and a few adults smoking.

Then there was a meeting at the school.