Stop with the daft made up words.

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Somebody judging you is not being judgy. They are not a judgy-pants. An actual real word exists for what you're trying to say, and it doesn't take much longer to type. JUDGEMENTAL, people. As in "I am judgemental towards people who use cringe-inducing phraseology."

Peanut's mate sounds like the blonde one from Miranda.

"Bear with, bear with, ...... bear with!"

Yep, yum is way less made-up nonsense than nom

I like language, I like how it evolves. I love listening to young 'uns talk because I haven't forgotten what it's like to be one.

We had all sorts of slang. I'm from the cool, dude, yo, Wayne's World era.

Randall.

"Dude, what's mine say?"
"Sweet, what's mine say?"
"Dude, what's mine say?"
"Sweet, what's mine say?"
"Dude, what's mine say?"
"Sweet, what's mine say?"
"Dude, what's mine say?"
etc

Yes CakeandWine's post is v cool.

My favourite non-word is eleventy.

I also love 'twelvety' but that's because of League of Gentleman and the Shop for Local People

He blows goats.
I have proof.

Not a made up word, but the insidious use of the word super. 'It was super good', 'he was super lovely'. Where the fricking fuck has that come from?
Seems to have taken over from the equally awful proper. 'It was proper good'. Both make me want to start poking eyes.

I say 'properly' all the time.

That's was properly funny.
I was properly hot.

Shall I provide some properly good eye patches?

Mansplaining is a very important word and should probably have been the first word in the world - given that it was probably the first thing that ever happened

I am developing a hatred for "Wow, just wow" as a post. Horrid, passive aggressive and irritating. Not a new word but a relatively new usage that is becoming overusage (unless I can kill it ).

My most hated word of the moment is more corporate than any on here - it's webinar. The idea of a webinar makes me want to cry.

Watch out RandallFloyd, you're making my fingers twitchy.

Japonica I think you can blame the French for the super thing. They use it instead of tres and it's quite normal and sounds cute in French. But there are so many French people here (in London) now I think it's infected all of us. I do it and I've got French people coming out of my ears

Can I borrow the eye patches for 'wow, just wow'?

Can I still have wankbadger and fucksocks and twunt?

I like made up words when they fill a genuine gap and it's instantly obvious and fitting what they mean. That is after all how language develops.

But on stuff like judgeypants for judgemental, then YANBU OP>

Oh YANBU! I hate slang & shortened words. I hate all this DS/DD either although I know most people will disagree. I never call my kids my 'dear sons' it doesn't take much to type son or daughter, or little boy/little girl. The internet does turn people into annoying embarrassments!

fuckweasel
cuntpuffin
wankbadger

These are all essential.

Discombobulated- favourite word ever. It's underused in my opinion.
I quite like the term judgy pants. Don't know what reem is though, and I'm from Essex ;)

Yes! DS/DD is annoying, though I have used it on here as it is so universal. For the enjoyment of those who agree that such things are an unbearable irritation rather than neo-Shakespearian creativity with language, an actual FB status I was forced to endure recently actually read "Havin nom nom din dins with ma Halifax peeps". Accompanied by a picture of an unidentifiable fried object. Deep breath, defriend aaaand... BOAK.

"fuckweasel
cuntpuffin
wankbadger

These are all essential. "

Sure it's not somebodies to do list?

Wankbadger, fucksocks and twunt are allowed as they have just made me spit red bull at my computer, hilarious!!

cocklodger is accurate AND descriptive
stabby is therapeutic
nom-nom-nom is onomatopoeic
judgy is like being prodded by the end of a very pointy stick

Surely once a word is widely adopted into a language it isn't a "made up word", it becomes just a word.

Weren't all words "made up" originally?

I enjoying saying 'stabby' in RL now!

Isn't it amazing that there are lots of made-up names for men on here ...

fuckweasel
cuntpuffin
wankbadger

• cocklodger

Must be an awful lot of utter, utter arseholes out there to inspire such creativity ....

Alright, point taken. Replace "made up" in OP with "bloody irritating".