David Tennant

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AIBU To want to spread David Tennant on a cracker and munch him all up.....???

He is BEAUTIFUL!!!

Haven't seen any of those Cash but they sound great. I don't like in the UK so miss out on most but am hoping to get to see more now they've started streaming to cinemas. That's how I saw Richard II and the Rylance Twelfth Night and have just booked tickets for Coriolanus (Tom Hiddleston) in January.

I found the Richard II very emotionally gripping so don't know if I could cope with the Macbeth . Would love to see DT doing it though. Loved him in Hamlet too but wasn't mad about the production generally.

Peely wallie, reedy, weedy, sleekit-looking minger. Yuk.

I found him strangely hot in Broadchurch.

I love how this thread veers from highbrow reviews of David Tennant's Shakespearean theatre work to discussions about his imaginary skinny, jabby willy and back again .

No, sorry OP but YADBVU with your fantasy.

As your post is all about crackers and beauty, I feel quite happy in letting rip here...

As well as the being second or third worst Doctor ever (still musing over the definitive list) he is not at all good-looking, nor a particularly gifted actor and far, far too skinny scrawny.

Oh dear, there's nothing at all to like about him is there? Perhaps he is a genuinely nice person who is kind to animals.

HUman MANGE TOUT that made me laugh squoosh i do luffs him though but he does come across is a little bit smug these days and says he is glaswegian he isnt

he does the scottish sspca advertsI am sure he is kind to animals

Eww.

Too scrawny and now I have an image of his skinny 'jabby' willy!

No he's from Paisley, as is Gerard Butler. Funny that neither of them seem keen to make the distinction!

I can personally attest that being dead skinny scrawny does not necessarily mean you have a skinny jabby willy! DP is built just like DT and is very well endowed!

I can personally attest that being dead skinny scrawny does not necessarily mean you have a skinny jabby willy! DP is built just like DT and is very well endowed!

Yuk no.

Yanbu.

He's a God amongst men.

Ahem. Skinny scrawny men I have known have been hung like racehorses.

OK, ONE skinny scrawny man :o

YANBU. He is lovely.

Eccleston is mine. Hands off.

Nope. Sorry. Chris is miiiiine.

All my friends came out of shallow grave fancying Mr Eccleston. I even managed to convince myself that his slightly psychopathic character wad justified.

scone, fancying Eccleston since 1994

No no no. My friends fancied Ewan Mcgregor. i was the one who fancied Chris Eccleston

Oh gawd. I'm trying to become more sophisticated and have booked to see The Tennant in Richard II. Now all I'm going to be thinking about is whether he has a 'skinny, jabby cock', or is indeed 'or is indeed hung like a racehorse'.
shall I ask him on behalf of MN?

Aye, squoosh, too right he doesn't advertise it, because he has the look of all those minging hangers-about in front of the station or all those dodgy pubs along the road to the M8. He looks like he needs a good scratch and a good wash.

At least it's known that Ewan has a fat cock.

Didn't DT do an 'only if essential to the plot' scene at some stage? If so the question can be answered!

Christopher Eccleston certainly did, I probably should not have been surprised as it was 'Lennon Naked'. Tea spilt everywhere...

I can't stand David Tennant - all that googly-eyed overacting when he was in Doctor Who.

Now I won't watch anything that has him in it.