to be knocked down by his love

[latecuthelped]

My lovely dp give me a such wondrful present
I know it was in past but I can't still shake of from "his love"

He got me such amusing red old stinking hand bag
I was so overpower of his gesture that I have accepted it full of love towards him with out the word of disapproval

I hid it in plastic bag because of the odour
But because I didn't want to hurt his feeling
I have decided to try to do something about it

So I've been washing it and washing it
And washing it
Box of washing powder bottle of conditioner
And it didn't work
The smell become even worst
I should perhaps let dry between uncountable washings

I know he had good intentions but his love this time totally knocked me down

I give it to him back but that wild thought still is doing my head in

Should I also ask him for powder and conditioner money back
Or it will hurt his feelings

My romantic self says that if my mans gave me a red bag that stank I would use it regardless, carrying the smelly thing with pride that such a wonderful mans gave me this gift to show his love.

However, there'd be no getting away from the whiff so I'd probably 'accidentally' drop it in a bucket of bleach and show my appreciation to him in a more traditional way.

God, sorry! How did that happen?

I know, I know - the OP is stuck in the Time Vortex

sorry, what, what did you say?....

wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff whattodoo

Do you think he's been keeping his Hamwidges inside it?

Did you ask him where he got it from? I'm assuming it was second-hand.

Decribe the smell.

Describe.

Sharon?

I know it was in past but I can't still shake of from "his love"

Was the bag full of his love? Is this why it smelled? It's an unusual present but maybe he feels a sack of love is a romantic thing. Some mans are like that.

Hmmm, this all smells a bit fishy to me!

LEMisafucker Hmmm, this all smells a bit fishy to me!

I think this must be it.

www.mtoying.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/gold-fish-bag.jpg

or this one

Gordy, that last bag is very very wrong.

I quite like the goldfish bag - is that wrong?

I really like that goldfish bag

PacificDogwood and Famzilla you may well . I am shaking my head and tutting at you both.

At least, if the goldfish bag smelled fishy, it'd be appropriate - it would add an extra dimension

OP is pished. End of. I may be pished too

His love is like a red red bag

as everyone else is doing it.

My first thought was also Sharon and the TRex :o I was just thinking earlier we needed another T Rex thread :o