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To ask you to help name my business?

89 replies

DrSeuss · 14/11/2013 12:50

Crocheted hats, scarves etc. I refer to myself as a hooker so have no problem with the name being slightly, er, risque!
Thoughts, please?

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AlbertGiordino · 14/11/2013 12:54

There is a fashion for"The xxxxx Company" style namings at the moment.

So say you live in Chichester - "The Chichester Crochet Company" or similar.

Just send me a cheque once the profits roll in....

AlbertGiordino · 14/11/2013 12:55

boldness fail

MummyBeerest · 14/11/2013 12:56

Damn! I know absolutely jack shit about knitting.

....Knitwits?

{goes in the corner}

RevengeWiggle · 14/11/2013 12:58

Umm.... Hooked on Ewe? I'm terrible at this.

NotActuallyAMum · 14/11/2013 13:07

Get Knitted

PomBearWithAnOFRS · 14/11/2013 13:17

Seuess' Hand Jobs Grin

RevengeWiggle · 14/11/2013 13:18

Ha! Please go with that one ^

DrSeuss · 14/11/2013 13:41

Pombear-I love it but might be refused a stall at the local craft fair!

Crochet, ladies, not knitting.

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SueDoku · 14/11/2013 13:45

'The Happy Hooker'......?? Grin

Objection · 14/11/2013 14:25

Woolen Hooker?

[Goes and joins MummyBeerest in the corner]

SoldAtAuction · 14/11/2013 14:33

The Knotty Hooker?

HelpfulChap · 14/11/2013 14:37

By Hook or by Crook?

Crochet Touche!

If you were Dutch you could have had - The Hook of Holland

Hmm
Minion · 14/11/2013 14:41

Playing hooky.
Forget me knot.
Handy hooker!?!

HenriettaPie · 14/11/2013 14:43

Hook n Yarn?

Sieveoooplay · 14/11/2013 14:44

Captain Hook
Hook, Line and Sinker

Sieveoooplay · 14/11/2013 14:44

Dr Hook?

mrspremise · 14/11/2013 15:08

an adjective and an animal seems to be a bit of a business name 'thing' too... could you have a play with that idea? Hooky Hedgehog? Playful Platypus Crochet?

DorothyBastard · 14/11/2013 16:00

Crotchety old lady?

MelanieCheeks · 14/11/2013 16:14

Crochet Chic?

nitrox · 14/11/2013 16:53

Housewife Hooker (not sure if you are a housewife)

Gorja · 14/11/2013 16:56

Woolly hugs.

Crochet Corner

Wooly Hooker

DrSeuss · 14/11/2013 16:57

Am liking Crochety Old Lady!

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DorothyBastard · 14/11/2013 16:59

Yay! I'm usually crap at puns Smile

intitgrand · 14/11/2013 17:00

I think you should steer well clear of any hooker references.it may not bother you but why risk alienating potential customers
I think some 'sheep reference is a good idea.

intitgrand · 14/11/2013 17:01

'just for ewe'

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