To ask you to help name my business?

[DrSeuss]

Crocheted hats, scarves etc. I refer to myself as a hooker so have no problem with the name being slightly, er, risque!
Thoughts, please?

[UnderCoverChristmasElf]

ALso as alberto says the chichester crochet company will help with search engine stuff and being found on the internet.

[FannyMcNally]

Love Knitwits!

Crochet Cottage
Lovely Woollen Things
Sheepshanks

[Quoteunquote]

If you were in Scotland, Scotland Yarn

[asandwichshort]

Crochet Touche - as in crowshay tooshay -sorry dont know how to do the accent on the e

[ohmymimi]

'Hooked on Ewe'

[DrSeuss]

Or hats. Mostly I make hats, Minion ones, dog ones, owl ones and so on.
I thought of Mad Hatters but several friends work in mental health and wasn't sure if it was OK. Hat Trick?

[DrSeuss]

I like Hooked on Ewe but believe me, the town where I live really isn't classy enough to use as the name! I could call it "Teen Pregnancy Capital Shite Footie Team Crochet" I suppose?!

[phantomnamechanger]

Made for ewe?

Top Hats ?

The Hokey Crochet (that's what its all about)?

OK Crochet ?

[DrSeuss]

Like Hokey Crochet!

[nitrox]

Crotchety creations

[phantomnamechanger]

I could call it "Teen Pregnancy Capital Shite Footie Team Crochet" I suppose?! that did make me LOL. I assume you don't work for the local tourist board?

[phantomnamechanger]

woollen wonders

or a variation

wool 'n' wonders

[eleflump]

How about Hokey Crochet as above, but then with 'Hats are what it's all about' after it in brackets?

Unless that's too long....

[phantomnamechanger]

Ooh well done ele , we could go into partnership

[diddl]

Creative Crochet?

Winter/Wooly Warmers?

[FreeWee]

How about Hokey Crochet as above, but then with 'Hats are what it's all about' after it in brackets?

Love it!!!

[eleflump]

Sounds good to me phantom - am wondering if I live in the same place as OP though (Teen Pregnancy Capital Shite Footie Team etc) so hoping you might be local too!!!

[MrsLouisTheroux]

I like sue and pom's ideas the best. Put them together:
'Happy hooker's hand jobs'.
Perfect.

[vestandknickers]

Head cosies? (like tea cosies? See what I did there?)

or Head cases?

Headgloves?

(I'll accept a free hat as payment when you make your first million)

[MulberryHag]

Never mind the name, send a link so we can buy your animal hats! DD is still at the stage where I can dictate all her fashion choices, so I'd love some sweet animal hats!

[vestandknickers]

Happy Hookers Hand Jobs
With the strap line Give your head a treat!

[howmuchwouldyoutake]

I like names that include where they're made so 'Huckle Lane Hats' 'king street knits' :-)

[Balaboosta]

Work for Idle Hands

[ZombieMonkeyButler]

As amusing as Happy Hooker's Hand Jobs is , I'm not 100% sure of the sort of internet enquiries you may receive .

I'm so useless at things like this - I like Hooked On Ewe though.

I'm also wondering where the teen pregnancy capital actually is. Lots of places have a shit football team .

[MrsLouisTheroux]

vest It just gets better and better!