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89 replies

DrSeuss · 14/11/2013 12:50

Crocheted hats, scarves etc. I refer to myself as a hooker so have no problem with the name being slightly, er, risque!
Thoughts, please?

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UnderCoverChristmasElf · 14/11/2013 17:07

ALso as alberto says the chichester crochet company will help with search engine stuff and being found on the internet.

FannyMcNally · 14/11/2013 17:17

Love Knitwits!

Crochet Cottage
Lovely Woollen Things
Sheepshanks

Quoteunquote · 14/11/2013 17:21

If you were in Scotland, Scotland Yarn

asandwichshort · 14/11/2013 17:21

Crochet Touche - as in crowshay tooshay -sorry dont know how to do the accent on the e

ohmymimi · 14/11/2013 17:26

'Hooked on Ewe'

DrSeuss · 14/11/2013 18:00

Or hats. Mostly I make hats, Minion ones, dog ones, owl ones and so on.

I thought of Mad Hatters but several friends work in mental health and wasn't sure if it was OK. Hat Trick?

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DrSeuss · 14/11/2013 18:02

I like Hooked on Ewe but believe me, the town where I live really isn't classy enough to use as the name! I could call it "Teen Pregnancy Capital Shite Footie Team Crochet" I suppose?!

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phantomnamechanger · 14/11/2013 18:13

Made for ewe?

Top Hats ?

The Hokey Crochet (that's what its all about)?

OK Crochet ?

DrSeuss · 14/11/2013 18:14

Like Hokey Crochet!

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nitrox · 14/11/2013 18:18

Crotchety creations

phantomnamechanger · 14/11/2013 18:23

I could call it "Teen Pregnancy Capital Shite Footie Team Crochet" I suppose?! that did make me LOL. I assume you don't work for the local tourist board? Grin

phantomnamechanger · 14/11/2013 18:24

woollen wonders

or a variation

wool 'n' wonders

eleflump · 14/11/2013 18:57

How about Hokey Crochet as above, but then with 'Hats are what it's all about' after it in brackets?

Unless that's too long....

phantomnamechanger · 14/11/2013 18:59

Ooh well done ele , we could go into partnership

diddl · 14/11/2013 19:06

Creative Crochet?

Winter/Wooly Warmers?

FreeWee · 14/11/2013 19:09

How about Hokey Crochet as above, but then with 'Hats are what it's all about' after it in brackets?

Love it!!!

eleflump · 14/11/2013 19:10

Sounds good to me phantom - am wondering if I live in the same place as OP though (Teen Pregnancy Capital Shite Footie Team etc) so hoping you might be local too!!!

MrsLouisTheroux · 14/11/2013 19:16

I like sue and pom's ideas the best. Put them together:
'Happy hooker's hand jobs'.
Perfect.

vestandknickers · 14/11/2013 19:18

Head cosies? (like tea cosies? See what I did there?)

or Head cases?

Headgloves?

(I'll accept a free hat as payment when you make your first million)

MulberryHag · 14/11/2013 19:23

Never mind the name, send a link so we can buy your animal hats! DD is still at the stage where I can dictate all her fashion choices, so I'd love some sweet animal hats!

vestandknickers · 14/11/2013 19:27

Happy Hookers Hand Jobs
With the strap line Give your head a treat!

howmuchwouldyoutake · 14/11/2013 19:29

I like names that include where they're made so 'Huckle Lane Hats' 'king street knits' :-)

Balaboosta · 14/11/2013 19:29

Work for Idle Hands

ZombieMonkeyButler · 14/11/2013 19:30

As amusing as Happy Hooker's Hand Jobs is Grin, I'm not 100% sure of the sort of internet enquiries you may receive Hmm.

I'm so useless at things like this - I like Hooked On Ewe though.

I'm also wondering where the teen pregnancy capital actually is. Lots of places have a shit football team Grin.

MrsLouisTheroux · 14/11/2013 19:31

vest It just gets better and better!