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To be irritated by these girly, weak, breathy voiced singers lately?

175 replies

somethingsnotrighthere · 11/11/2013 18:45

It seems to be on adverts, the bloody Lidl one is the worst, it ends with a really weak "All these little thiiiings" and it drives me crackers!

Some singers are like this too, Ellie Goulding for example.

Can anyone else identify with my irritation with this?

Or worsen my irritation with suggestions of equally whiney-voiced singers you have heard? Grin

OP posts:
MalcolmTuckersMistress · 12/11/2013 09:08

Oh I'm so with you OP. Slap the lot of them warbling breathless wenches with a wet kipper.

BoredWench · 12/11/2013 09:13

Lily Allen can fuck the fuck right off...

Her awful cover of Keane is delivered with passion of a VAT collector....

X factor or Lily Allen for Xmas #1.....We're fucked.

mirandabee · 12/11/2013 09:21

Completely agree that the Lily Allen mockney cover of Keane is so so wrong! Not only that, but apparently JL paid her £7 million to inflict that upon us.

ebwy · 12/11/2013 09:22

The person who ruined "wherever you will go" deserves a smack in the face with a cactus! It's a really good song wgen done properly (by The Calling, years before some woman with respiratory difficulties tried to kill it) and hearing it wheezed through makes me feel stabby!

CherHorowitzsDad · 12/11/2013 09:23

7 million quid? Noooooooo surely not fgs.

BitOutOfPractice · 12/11/2013 09:27

Miranda I think the whole ad cost less than that

The only consolation for me is that it'll make cash for the keane boys. Who I happen to love

MrsEricBana · 12/11/2013 09:30

Agree with all of the above but surely the Lidl ad wouldn't work if she didn't breathily lisp out "These Lidl things"?

PlateSpinningAtAllTimes · 12/11/2013 09:43

Ooh yes, I stand corrected. Gabrielle Aplin.
Sia Furler is fantastic, I love her voice (and anything to do with Zero 7) soooo much.

GnocchiGnocchiWhosThere · 12/11/2013 09:53

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ninilegsintheair · 12/11/2013 10:23

so glad somebody else knows who originally did Wherever You Will Go, ebwy Grin. The Calling were awesome (what happened to them anyway?) and that butchered version of their song makes me see red.

Coupon · 12/11/2013 10:24

This is why I like opera. You won't find many weak-voiced women!

BoredWench · 12/11/2013 10:43

Plate....

Sia from Zero 7 is amazing, brings out a slight girlcrush from me....

PeteHornberger · 12/11/2013 10:44

Ah, my spiritual home-most of the singers mentioned here give me the rage, nice to find I'm not alone Grin

Whilst we're on it, I also have a growing hatred for kooky, quirky bands like Noah and the Whale-just fuck off. There's a song like this on the current VW advert and I have to turn over whenever it's on, such is the irritation. The lyrics are ridiculous "you and me sitting in the park, you and me trying not to fart" - all of 15 mins spent creating that masterpiece.

jellyandbeans · 12/11/2013 11:00

My son, who is 16, informed me last night that there is going to be an anther internet campaign to try and get AC/DC to number one for Christmas! not sure how true this is but will surely piss off the x factor winner this year, as it did a few years back when rage against the machine beat the x factor winner to the number one Christmas slot!! I don't mind Adele but what is it these days with slowing down fast songs? Singers and songwriters have run out of ideas I think...

vladthedisorganised · 12/11/2013 11:17

I have to defend Bjork - a tinny ickle voice she ain't.

Now is a cover version that worked IMO. Admittedly it slows down the original, but it's not quite a Twinings/ John Lewis advert style..

frizzcat · 12/11/2013 12:29

Ebwy

deserves a smack in the face with a cactus!
That's fantastic I'm using that in every day conversation Grin

BitOutOfPractice · 12/11/2013 12:33

Mermaid I'm giving you a hard stare

LimburgseVlaai · 12/11/2013 12:34

There used to be a great singer called Lydia Lunch.

And there is a MNer with that nickname. Are they by any chance related? Or is it a coincidence?

womma · 12/11/2013 13:02

Lilly sodding Allen did not get paid £7 million for the JL advert! The whole ad cost that, including the budget for paying for it on primetime tv slots.

She was undoubtedly overpaid for the dreary warbling, but for fuck's sake, if she'd been paid that much I would have to emigrate.

TheLostWinchesterWife · 12/11/2013 13:04

mrsericbana I thought that's why they'd chosen it to behonest simply because it says 'Lidl things' ... still makes me roar with barely contained rage when I hear it though!!!

ephemeralfairy · 12/11/2013 13:18

Lana del Ray started it!!

You WILL be enraged by this. Just warning you.

frizzcat · 12/11/2013 13:18

I'm throwing a man into the mix for the sake of balance (although I did throw Michael Bolton in earlier)
The lead singer of Muse that man sings like someone is squeezing his clangers

Charliefarlie1192 · 12/11/2013 13:21

singing in a sweet little cockney accent also really pisses me off

ProfondoRosso · 12/11/2013 14:31

To be fair to Lana del Rey, I do think Video Games is an amazing song, even one of the best of the last 20 years or so. The turns in the melody are so subtle. And the video's great. But I think once she got big, it all went a bit wrong. Now she's kind of playing up to what people want her to be, IMHO, and it doesn't feel half as intelligent or creative.

LuciusMalfoyisSmokingHot · 12/11/2013 14:35

That Lidl advert gives me the rage, ugh annoying singing voice.