To move seat on the train

[feelinlucky]

Because I think the young guy sitting across from me was masterbating? He was fidgeting lots and trying to strategically place is jacket across his lap. Ffs, what is wrong with some people!!! I had to move seat because I didn't really know what else to do. I can't say for certain that he was but I'm almost positive.

Err...not sure how to answer this really

Other than to say it's up to you where you sit

Poor fucker might have been itchy

Haha, worra. Kotinka I don't get it?

He might have just had an std that was irritating him.

Franks and Beans!

Franks & beans? Que?

Frank and beans - I didn't know what this was till we went to see Matilda

Yes, I didn't think about std but I got the distinct impression he was trying hard to get my attention. I was worried might flash his winky at me :) I feel bad now, maybe he just had an itch he couldn't scratch. Although if it was me I would have used the toilet to have a good hoicht!!

Oh, the guy with eye liner and dreads. I'm not a fan butucho reference to him on here so maybe I should check it out.

At Least he was trying to be discreet with the coat :o

Ew ew

Kontika Do you want a drink with your pie?

Should have stared the wanker out and said 'that looks like a penis, only smaller' in a very loud voice.

Maybe he'd cut up some chillies, had a pee and was now suffering the consequences. Or he was having a wank.

I think you should have just said very loudly, 'Are you masterbating'?

The OP has posted on many other posts, a quick search on advance shows this rather than assuming she's a troll...

Sleepy boner?

Kukeslala - people have already mentioned that the troll post was meant for another thread.

Should have stared the wanker out and said 'that looks like a penis, only smaller' in a very loud voice.

Really? even though the OP doesn't know he was actually wanking?

Err OP said in her second post he was staring at her and she thought he was going to show her his cock

When I was a teenager in Paris, many moons ago, a tiny and very elderly Chinese gentleman showed me his penis on a late night metro train. It took me ages to work out what he was doing / what it actually was. I was peering at him, trying to figure it out as he rummaged away. Then eventually realised it wasn't his thumb. It really wasn't worth his effort, let's put it like that...