To think yogurts must be magical?

[HoneyDragon]

I have seen them on the telly and yogurts pretty much magically fix everything. But they can only be consumed by women.

Although Fromage Frais can be consumed by both genders till the onset of puberty.

And they had added "stuff" that does things that you need to be all glowingly thin and produce vitality and things. This stuff cannot apparently be added to Brie or monster Munch though. It's all about the yoghurt.

Yogurts amazing and you can eat them with friends instead of the usual cake and wine,as long as its a coconut yoghurt.

AIBU to think yoghurt are a bit mystical with actual superpowers, and can replace all foods?

Maybe, you know, some of the people who have consumed them were men to start with and the yoghurt changed their gender to female?

I could quite happily live off natural yoghurt. Mmm mmm.

That's definitely the most obvious conclusion, Nutty.

Cures thrush too

I find yoghurt is magical when hungover

Yes, there are also many orifices yoghurt can go.

tummy loving something or other (vom)

Makes your bones grow strongerer

But now they've made yogurts with added vitamin d so that the calcium can be absorbed into your body

So all those yogs I ate that were packed full of calcium but no vitamin d did fuck all really

Ooh,I fucking hate yoghurt...that must be why I'm not thin and full of vitality

Maybe if we applied a liberal coating of natural yoghurt to this place, we would get rid of some irritating trolly cunts some peace?

Urgh. Its all slimey.

Agree, but do you know a single grown man who eats them? I don't!

I love the fact my lemon Perles de Lait sit in the fridge waiting for me and me alone.

Well, we can't find the men who ate them as they are now women. May be that's why they instinctively stay away?

I think Greek yoghurt is safe for men though as it is also a poncy pudding and pissed about with by the rubber faced olive bothered that is Jamie Oliver.

At least it's not full of laughing gas like salad.

It only works if you take the spoonful backwards in your mouth, close your eyes and moan orgasmically, open your eyes and pull out the spoon slowly whilst maintaining sensual eye contact with anyone in the vicinity. You need a chaise lounge or a jacuzzi for best effect.

And apparently it tastes much better to have a sprinkling of chocolate in a yogurt than it does to have a whole 500g bar of Dairy Milk to gnaw on.

bacteria laden lying milky shitheads

I like the ones that are just desserts that are pretending. Like Rolo yoghurts. They're epic. Hate normal yoghurt though. Gives me indigestion.

Started making my own with one of those vacuum flask kits.

The indigestion I've got I don't think it's doing me any good......

I don't like yogurt. I feel like I'm missing out on something magical . This is why I will never be skinny.

Thank God for your X post Jolleigh - everyone I've mentioned it too has doubted me!

I find people, who try to tell me that yoghurt on Weetabix is good worrying.

Lots of milk and have a ton of sugar in Weetabix is good.

Yoghurt on Weetabix is yoghurt on Weetabix even if you do stick a blueberry on it.

Yum re: Weetabix. The sugar must be a good few millimetres thick.

Gooseberry yoghurt... hmmm

Yes, and right up to the edges.

I always get bored halfway through a yoghurt and end up forcing it down. Apart from the banana-chocoflake corners. They're the bollocks.

In answer to the question above DP eats yoghurts, only ski smooth raspberry or strawberry, 2 at a time.