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To think yogurts must be magical?

55 replies

HoneyDragon · 07/11/2013 22:15

I have seen them on the telly and yogurts pretty much magically fix everything. But they can only be consumed by women.

Although Fromage Frais can be consumed by both genders till the onset of puberty.

And they had added "stuff" that does things that you need to be all glowingly thin and produce vitality and things. This stuff cannot apparently be added to Brie or monster Munch though. It's all about the yoghurt.

Yogurts amazing and you can eat them with friends instead of the usual cake and wine,as long as its a coconut yoghurt.

AIBU to think yoghurt are a bit mystical with actual superpowers, and can replace all foods?

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TheWomanTheyCallJayne · 07/11/2013 23:49

I've noticed some yoghurts even start to turn women into horses...or is it goats

NoComet · 07/11/2013 23:58

Yoghurt are amazing, they pretty much saved my bottle refusing, graph falling off end DDs life.

I'm certain she would have ended up in hospital if she hadn't decided at 5.5 months the yoghurt was wonderful, started to out on weight and stopped BFfeeding 24/7.

Hence my body actually got chance to make some milk and by a year old she sat happily on the 50% line and 12 years later she still does.

She still loves yoghurt and refuses to drink milk.

NoComet · 07/11/2013 23:59

'tis late and there be typo' s, sorry

WillYouDoTheFandango · 08/11/2013 06:43

If I am you're welcome to take over the washing of the sweaty socks/sports kit notalotta.

wrigglebum · 08/11/2013 06:58

DH loves yoghurt and can't last a day without it. Either 2 activia (yet he still winges about his ibs all the time) or a muller Greek corner. I haven't noticed any breasts on him yet.

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