DH says it's him or the goats

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Am I being unreasonable to LTB and take my thermals and thick vitamins with me?

tin foil thafs red flag imo sure he is not planning to roast the goat?

Either that or he has some secret substance abuse problem.

Goatastic joke

What do you call an unemployed goat?

Billy Idol

A DH will warm a bed almost as well as a goat and you only have to put up with farts in bed. However, you can knit yourself warm underclothing from the goat fur. Although it possibly depends on your husband ...

This is hilarious :)

I did think it was serious at first though!

Depends if DH is your goat-to guy or not.....

sorry, it's early

He really gets my goat

For me it would be the goats, no contest. He's silly even to ask!

Can your husband give fibers and milk?

goats every time

Are they Christmas Goats? Where is Reastie when you need her and her festive Ikea Goats!

I don't get it? Have I missed something?

crapbag see the thread about being frightened of the coming Winter

Have you considered getting a nanny?

Or would that just exacerbate the problem.

Wait a minute! I know what's going on around here.

I got taken in by yet another goaty fred.

You can burn dried goat poo and use it as fuel to keep warm. You probably wouldn't want to burn your DH's poo though, so the goats win

Oh, and one last thing, before I flounce off...

I'm really going now - I mean it this time.

I've ruined it now, but this was directly beneath the "Animals vs Humans 2" thread.

YANBU. New man = easy. New goats = at this time of year? You'll be lucky.

Dod you see Alan Titchmarsh interviewing the goat Lady?

Have you seen the fainting goats on YouTube. So weird.

The goats knew that your DH was trouble when he walked in.

Totally safe I promise, but turn the volume down if you have headphones on!

Did you know there are goats in Morocco that climb trees?

My goat is very reliable, doesn't do any of that fainting nonsense