Fabric toilet seat cover

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Friend has a toilet seat cover - on the actual seat not the lid. AIBU or is that gross? I cringed as I half sat / half hovered over it. It is like the fluffy pile cover of a bathroom mat but like all flattened from people sitting on it.

That automatic one! Wow!

The cover I encountered was cream. It was dusty, poss contained a small haul of pubes (didn't confirm, just went to my mental safe place) but not slimy!

Found a knitted seat cover on the same site as the crochet one. This one's got an even smaller hole to aim at!

Right, that's all the presents sorted this year, a crochet pattern each!

How about a corduroy one?

Yuk, yuk, yuk - beyond gross YADNBU !!

Here are the "specifications" of the corduroy one. Amazing:

The toilet seat cover will make going to toilet is an enjoyment of your life
It is very convenient to clean the toilet seat cover
The toilet seat cover can protect the toilet's user from germs
The toilet supply can make your washroom not so plain
The soft and fuzzy toilet seat cover will make it not so unbearable when you go to the cold stool
The color of the product is as the picture shows
Material: Corduroy
Maximum Suitable Toilet Seat Size: 43.0 x 37.0cm/16.9 x 14.6in(L x W)

Grim, just grim.

'Cold stool' - they could have put that better.

I think that a cold stool is a sign of being dead.

Off the wall gross. The toilet is no room for any kind of soft furnishings. What are they thinking?

Oh my god.

They're horrific

The germs, the smell. Yucccccckkkkkkkk

Perhaps the idea is that one has ones own and merely whips it on before bearing buttocks and off again before the flush...?

What..............the.............Fuck.........................

"When you go to the cold stool" !!!!

They are all utterly vile - albeit rather hilarious!

That rotating thing looks terrifying

Getting my knitting needles out immediately!!! and I think I'll make a matching cushion. And perhaps a footstool!! might as well be comfy ----> VOM

I've just had such a good laugh reading this thread.

Your friend is BONKERS.

Why on EARTH would anyone have one of these?!

On the seat?!

Bleeeeeeee!