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Fabric toilet seat cover

70 replies

Rollermum · 28/10/2013 20:13

Friend has a toilet seat cover - on the actual seat not the lid. AIBU or is that gross? I cringed as I half sat / half hovered over it. It is like the fluffy pile cover of a bathroom mat but like all flattened from people sitting on it.

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BadgersRetreat · 28/10/2013 20:14

yuk!

AngelsLieToKeepControl · 28/10/2013 20:15

Thats disgusting Confused

Feminine · 28/10/2013 20:16

Wow! the last time I saw one of those was around 1984!

FortyDoorsToNowhere · 28/10/2013 20:16

Yuk.

WallyBantersJunkBox · 28/10/2013 20:16

Is there a Victorian dolly hiding the toilet roll under her petticoats in there too?Grin

Feminine · 28/10/2013 20:17

You might want to nab it... a shabby toilet seat could make a small fortune on ebay!

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Rollermum · 28/10/2013 20:17

Is it so your bum doesn't get cold? But so absorbent...

OP posts:
Dahlen · 28/10/2013 20:17

Is it her way of ensuring her DH has good aim? After all, if he has to sit on it for a poo, he's way less likely to piss all over the seat.

Objection · 28/10/2013 20:18

surprised it hasnt scuttled away to pastures new. Bleurgh

Delayingtactic · 28/10/2013 20:28

Ugh that's truly disgusting.

AHardDaysWrite · 28/10/2013 20:31

My grandma used to have those when we were kids. When my brother was learning to go to the loo by himself he did a poo and somehow missed the bowl and sat in the poo, on the fluffy seat. She got rid of them after that Grin

FreshBloodandGutsLeticia · 28/10/2013 20:46

Hahaha, my ex-MIL (bless her soul) had a shit-brown furry cover on the lav seat for all of the 20ish years I knew her.
I never knew whether she ever took it off to wash it Grin

'Twas truly grim.

ChaosTrulyReigns · 28/10/2013 20:54

*[[http://www.hiwtc.com/photo/products/35/06/22/62248.jpg >>You werent joking!.

ChaosTrulyReigns · 28/10/2013 20:56

*[[http://i00.i.aliimg.com/wsphoto/v0/629452784/Comfortable-and-font-b-warm-b-font-cotton-lace-font-b-toilet-b-font-font-b.jpg >>My eyes!

lucjam · 28/10/2013 20:56

Dear God, you think you've seen it all, blurgh, shudder.

phantomnamechanger · 28/10/2013 20:58

only today I was remembering the piss soaked cover on the loo lid in a house we once bought - the first thing I did was remove the whole seat and go buy a new one in B&Q. but OMG a loo seat cover is just rank.

WhereBeThatBlackbirdTo · 28/10/2013 20:58

Eeew, why would you do that?!

phantomnamechanger · 28/10/2013 20:59

PMSL chaos!!!!!

phantomnamechanger · 28/10/2013 21:00

I wonder if the queen has one of those posh, lace edged quilted jobbies?

Charles apparently has his own white leather loo seat that travels with him. That's bad enough!

FixItUpChappie · 28/10/2013 21:04

That is so disgusting!!!!! WHHHHHYYYYYY??????!!

MsVestibule · 28/10/2013 21:04

I rarely say this, (mainly because I'm not 15) but:

                                         <strong>OMG</strong>

That is the most vile, unhygienic, disgusting loo related article I have ever seen in my life.

LittleTulip · 28/10/2013 21:07

Ahahahaha can you imagine the stickiness and the stench! ??

Raddy · 28/10/2013 21:10

God, that's disgusting.

Is your friend 95?

Selks · 28/10/2013 21:15

Go on, you know you want to crochet one

Grin
Bigfingers · 28/10/2013 21:16

Did you say anything to your friend, OP? I wouldn't have been able to stop myself!!

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