I am 9 months pregnant
9 months!
in pain, full of pregnancy rage and may be slightly unreasonable.
I can barely fooking walk yet have entertained dd1 all day,been to Asda, put tea (the key part) in the slow cooker, fetched stuff to help his family out twice (I am tres reasonable)
and ran the bath for dd (he bathed her but read that as - hewashed her hair and then sat and watched her splashing. I dried and dressed her)
it is usually a v 50/50 household and I don't put up with shit.
however. I said 'im watching GBBO at 8pm. I'll do the ironing and you do the dishes' - a reasonable split of chores no?
to which hehas replied that 'he is knackered and made the tea and bathed dd'
errrr. no dh 
you spooned the contents of the slowcooker onto a plate withsome uncle bens microwaved rice.
I ran the bath, dried and dressed dd while you got to do the fun slashy bit.
grrrrr I am so (unreasonably?) annoyed.
im making the dickhead watch bake off and assemble the New pushchair as punishment