to think that ,actually, I am not Canadian. And therefore it is unlikely I wil have a Canadian costume?

[TantrumsAndBalloons]

And...more to the point, if it is Multicultural carnival day, why the actual fuck does the whole of ds2 class have to dress as Canada?

Thats not exactly multicultural is it?

Do you have a kilt? Scottish-Canadian
A yellow slicker raincoat? Niagara Falls guide

I am Canadian and I am currently wearing Ninja Turtle pyjamas and a hoodie. This is probably not what his teacher had in mind...

Just borrow a hockey stick

That reminds me of the time at junior school when my mother had a life's-too-short meltdown and sent me to Commonwealth Day dressed as an Australian (shorts, t-shirt, cardboard boomerang)

Which was great for me, because I didn't want to dress up and call attention to myself - until I had to go first at everything when they arranged us alphabetically.