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To want to take vengeance on the horrible cow who is buying our house

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pennyapples · 15/10/2013 13:20

she has waited until two days before we are due to exchange to decide she isnt prepared to pay what she had offered, she's reducing the price and we have had to go with it because we are so far committed.

The estate agent shared her reaction, she was basically laughing at us. Clear she planned all along this last move.

Feel gutted and a bit shocked that somebody can have no morals whatsoever. I know it's business but honestly what a cow.

Should let it go of course but just consumed by anger at present and keen to trash the place before she moves in. Bad idea though right?

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JuliaScurr · 15/10/2013 14:13

only just saw Poppadom

yes!!!

cress is nice with egg or prawns

anon2013 · 15/10/2013 14:16

leave a Ouiji board and a burnt candle in the middle of one of the rooms Wink

Caitlin17 · 15/10/2013 14:16

Sorry, or the idea of exchange of contracts. It doesn't happen very often but in theory you find the house you like, tell your solicitor, he/she submits a formal written offer with a specified date of entry and you coud get a straight acceptance from the seller's solicitor. And that's it a binding contract neither of you can renege on. In practice there is likely to be an acceptance from the seller' solicitor making a few qualifications to the offer, which is then up to the buyer to accept but you'll still have a binding contract much sooner.

ProphetOfDoom · 15/10/2013 14:16

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numberfloutyfour · 15/10/2013 14:16

Shocked that people are suggesting leaving fish/prawns. It happened to a friend of mine and was hugely upsetting for her and her dd when the maggots turned to flies and swarmed and when they finally found the fish. It's just vindictive.

It's bad they've done this, but don't stoop so low.

yomellamoHelly · 15/10/2013 14:17

The people we were buying from tried to do similar to this to us a few years ago having accepted our (lower than the asking price offer). Lots of stress for two-three weeks. (But had first time buyer for ours who lived with parents and could wait.) Then caved.
The time before that our buyer delayed everything for two weeks over £1,500. We told the EA to put it back on the market and refused to budge. (Fortunately had some leeway between completion and exchange.)
Rude, rude, rude.
Would be tempted to strip everything in sight that wasn't declared as part of the sale, only hand over one set of keys, no left-over parking permits / anything helpful if you proceed.

whathappenedlastnight · 15/10/2013 14:17

Oooop's just seen it is BTL
Blush

Minnieisthedevilmouse · 15/10/2013 14:17

Dunno if def do the spring bulbs in "cunt" myself.

No one will sue over that.....

crunchybargalore · 15/10/2013 14:18

numberfloutyfour does your friend know why this happened??

anon2013 · 15/10/2013 14:19

Emotional/financial blackmail> Fish under floorboards imo

PostBellumBugsy · 15/10/2013 14:19

Don't clean it, make sure the removals men wear their boots inside the house when they move you out, save the hairs from your hairbrush & strew them around on your way out. Leave a mountain of rubbish piled up outside.

Don't bother about buying fish - just get some anchovy paste & squirt it down the floorboards and wipe it on the underside of the shelves in all the kitchen units and somewhere in the bathroom too.

Get a few bags of pea shingle for the back garden & every cat between your house & Timbuktu will come and crap in it.

Agree with all those who say strip it like a termite too. No loo roll holder, no cupboard handles - NOTHING!!!!

anon2013 · 15/10/2013 14:22

Keep an eye out for it going to let then get you and all your friends to book fake viewings!!. This thread is bringing out the devil in me! Grin

MrsOakenshield · 15/10/2013 14:23

oh, and leave the loft full of crap. The people we bought from did this (not vindictively, I think, they were just lazy) and it took 6 trips to the dump to get rid of it all.

I'm liking the locusts idea.

CatAmongThePigeons · 15/10/2013 14:23

strip it like a fucking termite fabulous Grin I should have done that when we moved.

angryangryyoungwoman · 15/10/2013 14:24

Tell the estate agents that you are putting it back on sale with another agent...then the estate agent you are currently with should put the pressure on them to complete the sale through them at the original price.

MrsMaybeMaybe · 15/10/2013 14:25

It happened to me! I was in a middle of divorce and needed to sell the house ASAP. The buyers insisted on all the furniture and curtains being thrown in as complimentary extras, then dropped the price by 20 k just before signing. The funny thing the prices had dropped a few months after they bought the house and they sold it a few years later at a loss.

angryangryyoungwoman · 15/10/2013 14:25

....otherwise they will lose their comission. See how much that motivates them....

prissyenglisharriviste · 15/10/2013 14:25

The thing is, in this instance she doesn't really care about the property, has no intention of living in it, and is intending to use it to make more money from people, you included.

The suggestions are all funny in a theoretical sense, but she isn't particularly going to care - and I doubt is going to be the type of landlord that instantly runs to investigate fishy smells, poorly flushing bogs, or whatever - she'll ignore it, keep cashing the rent cheques, and it'll be the poor miserable tenants who suffer.

Either sell it, or don't. We accepted 80k less on our wee place than we had bought it for, and it's gutting, but it's more about the availability of other property and ability to sell than personalities, however infuriating they are.

House selling requires a cast iron stomach and gritting your teeth to get it over with as soon as possible - unless you are in her position, just picking up bargains when possible to make a bit more cash.

It's gutting for us skint types, but ultimately she won't care one way or another, you have to salvage what you want out of the deal. If your priority is to sell, just grit your teeth and get on with it. If you can cope with being in the same place for another couple of years and the possibility of not finding another house to purchase, then play hard ball.

Of us it was more important to move.

Groovee · 15/10/2013 14:26

If you were leaving anything I'd tell the EA that in light of a reduced fee these articles won't be left. My friend even took the laminate flooring with her.

I don't think you were stupid because I think you were pushed into a hole and it takes a strong person to say "fuck off!" at this late stage.

Anja1Cam · 15/10/2013 14:29

She is a cow, we all agree. It's a shame you fely you had no alternative but to agree to her demands. However, in planning your revenge remember she's a buy-to-let buyer so will probably never live there. And depending on how bad a landlady she is, she might not even care ,much about damage/mess/smell

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EmeraldJeanie · 15/10/2013 14:31

If she has no intention to live in your house most revenge ideas pointless unfortunately as just affect tenants. Shame.
Don't clean at all though and don't leave expensive light bulbs.

If she was going to live there I might have been childish enough to make sure she received lots of dodgy catalogues for many years...
Might unblock the potential mouse holes if can be done without being obvious....
I too would be spitting with rage. Definitely tell your neighbours if you know them well enough.

paulapantsdown · 15/10/2013 14:37

I am very suspicious of your EA. Are they happy to take a hit on your fees because the new owner is going to give her rental business to them?

This all sounds a bit fishy. Its NOT too late for you to change your mind. Call their bluff.

LilyAmaryllis · 15/10/2013 14:41

Yes please don't take revenge of fish/prawn nature that will make innocent tenants' life a misery!

But yes, she's a total cow.

PostBellumBugsy · 15/10/2013 14:42

Ooops, hadn't realised it was a buy to let. Don't do anything long-term stinky which would affect tenants. Just strip everything you possibly can & don't clean it. I think letting the DC loose with some paints might be fun too, as she won't be able to let the house with "homegrown" artwork!

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