To let you all know that I am a member of the EDL and have a Massive England tattoo and that makes me fucking awesome?

[HoneyDragon]

So there

Jobs Hunny has had with back tattoo and pink hair

Finance (Banking)
Marketing (client based)
Catering (customer facing)

Jobs hasn't got with back tattoo

Stripper
Flat Screen TV watcher
Goat Sitter

Damnit! I need laser removal, like now!

The NHS will pay for that for you, no worries.

With a tat you can be a brick layer,
Or dance round the site to Leo sayer!

So you must understand that your tatoos, whatever they are, may prevent you from getting certain job.

The tattoo that (just) extends on to my throat hasn't caused any problems with my job (consultant in financial sector). Nor the one inside my lip.

Honeydragon you caused my heart to stop when I read your OP. You are indeed 98% atrocious cunt!

May I have this dance?

(Fantastic. Love what they've done.)

Buzzard that's cool

what I would like to know is how are those EDL members such as myself, who are medically disallowed from having tattoos supposed to make our racist credentials known?

free comma to insert as you please ----> ,

Surely it should be football not rugby? Icebeing shave your head? Apparently that's a sure sign (not a clever way to cover the bald oh no)

IceBeing a new patriotic fascia for your mobile should do it. Then, put the phone on a lanyard, and wear at all times, so everyone can see the picture on the cover.

Come on mners don't be snooty, don your flares and shake your booty!

There's no sense in being a violent thug, put in your flares and cut some rug :o

I am now worried that I may not boogie on down due to my total lack of tats... .
And my hotpants are riding up my crack.
And I got funny looks at work today .

Twerking...that shit ain't Disco

I wouldn't disagree, HoneyDragon.
The way I do disco, it aint disco though either, so I figured it wouldn't matter....

AIBU to have sent the EDL link to my entire address book today?

"We don't need the racist hate, get on the floor and let your hips gyrate"

Click here if you love flat screen tellys and resent government sponsored goat distribution

And the EDL head honcho and his deputy have just resigned as they are worried about the implications of extreme right wing public behaviour.

Proud now?

Little bit proud

What I want to know is, do members of English Disco Lovers turn up to English (the other one)s rallies/ meets/demos/fights to shake their booty and be very clearly another EDF? (Please say yes!)

I believe they hold a rally in another part of town from the other EDL and often have larger audiences for their message

EDL hold actual rallies? With glitterballs? And shiny boob tubes?

I'll be there!

EDL are having their final party - full of glitterballs and tears and drunk singing to 1980's simple minds tune of 'don't you forget about me'.

Don't be racist, there's nothing duller, get on down to some Living Colour. If there's a better rhythm section than Muzz Skillings and Will Calhoun please let me know. And Corey has the most honeyed voice ever.

The album this is from is 25 years old. Happy anniversary Vivid. :o