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To let you all know that I am a member of the EDL and have a Massive England tattoo and that makes me fucking awesome?

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HoneyDragon · 07/10/2013 21:24

So there

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mignonette · 07/10/2013 21:45

Nowt wrong with a Pikey Picture. Especially if it is of a Bulldog wearing a waistcoat with the St Georges Cross on it Grin.

Mogz · 07/10/2013 21:48

Disco against discrimination!
grabs glow sticks and boogies

HoneyDragon · 07/10/2013 21:54

As this is technically a parenting forum may I suggest

Dad dancing against Dicks?

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HairyGrotter · 07/10/2013 21:58

I'm immoral and I fucking love it

Wheatus · 07/10/2013 22:02

Why a rugby union tattoo?

I don't think rugby fans are the core EDL membership.

HoneyDragon · 07/10/2013 22:05

But the Daily Mail says I HAVE to have an England tattoo to be in the EDL.

Thankfully I already had it before the EDL was set up.

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PacificDogwood · 07/10/2013 22:06

No tattooes here though, sorry.

fifi669 · 07/10/2013 22:11

Rugby, played by thugs, watched by gentlemen. Football, played by gentlemen, watched by thugs. Or some sort of similar saying.

What's the dodgy supporters club? Millwall? Now that's a tattoo that might say something!

One world, one race, one disco!

HoneyDragon · 07/10/2013 22:12

I can maul and disco baby

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AndThatsWhatIThinkOfYou · 07/10/2013 22:14

I prefer abit of Motown miself

Monty27 · 07/10/2013 22:14

Oi leave off Millwall, they've kicked racism out of football Wink

Namechangesforthehardstuff · 07/10/2013 22:36

I saw t'other day, in a hospital waiting room, a man who had on:

A Millwall cap

A Millwall T-shirt

Millwall trouser short thingies

Millwall socks

Millwork football boots

I will leave you to extrapolate what he had tattooed on his neck, leg and arm.

Everybody hates us, we don't care indeed...

Namechangesforthehardstuff · 07/10/2013 22:38

they were Millwall football boots but my fucking phone doesn't appreciate my rhetorical flair

howrudeforme · 07/10/2013 22:48

So you must understand that your tatoos, whatever they are, may prevent you from getting certain job.

Hope you OK with that - and very much hope that I don't end up contributing to any job seeker bill for you based on them.

HairyGrotter · 07/10/2013 22:56

*you're

HoneyDragon · 07/10/2013 23:01

Duly noted HowRudeforMe. Erm please may I be allowed to continue employing people if I have tattoos, or do they prevent that too?

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HoneyDragon · 07/10/2013 23:02
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TooOldForGlitter · 07/10/2013 23:03

As an aside, what size kong is good?

HairyGrotter · 07/10/2013 23:04

King

TooOldForGlitter · 07/10/2013 23:04

Or, Blush, wrong thread

Dawndonnaagain · 07/10/2013 23:05

/pops in, does ' the hustle', remembers how aged she is, shuffles off!/

HoneyDragon · 07/10/2013 23:09

TooOld, what dog is it for?

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elfycat · 07/10/2013 23:09

I've been loving the EDL on my FB wall. The slogans are great.

Nooo , come back TooOld tell us more about this kong...

OldMacEIEIO · 07/10/2013 23:17

Leathers and beef

BeyondTheLimitsOfAcceptability · 07/10/2013 23:18

Jobs hunny may be prevented from getting with back tattoo

  1. Stripper
  2. Underwear model
  3. ... ?
I think i may need some help with this list Grin