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AIBU to not find it funny?

59 replies

Joolsy · 06/10/2013 22:00

I bought myself a really nice (I think) checked shirt last weekend. First time I put it on OH starts singing "I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok". Managed to ignore it. Wore it again yesterday and sure enough, he starts singing that line from the lumberjack song several times over the course of the morning, obviously trying to wind me up & thinking it's hilarious. In the end I told him to maybe think up an original, funny joke & that I didn't find it funny. He then got in a strop & said I should take him as he is & not try to change him. Who was in the right/wrong? Thanks in advance

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ICameOnTheJitney · 06/10/2013 22:32

My DH did the same to me! Shock I thought my shirt enhanced my femininity because it was masculine looking but no...apparently it made me look "butch". Sad Angry

ENormaSnob · 06/10/2013 22:32

I got "cant touch this" off dh when i wore harem trousers a few year ago.

And called where's wally in my striped dress.

I find it funny tbh.

SPsTwerkingNineToFive · 06/10/2013 22:32

I'd say

"I cant be a lumberjack, I only handle small wood"

Amd then walk off Grin

TaudrieTattoo · 06/10/2013 22:32

I got 'Rowr. Dennis the Menace' this morning when I put on my new navy and purple striped jumper.

Hmm
bordellosboheme · 06/10/2013 22:35

This thread has me lol lol lol Grin

bludgerwitch · 06/10/2013 22:35

I love checked shirts! My DH doesn't, he does the lumberjack thing. Angry I just pinch his bottom and tell him he's a numpty.

BTW, I think your DH is a bit hurt about the fact that you don't appreciate his humour - I agree with the others, turn it around on him and see how he likes it!

Toadinthehole · 06/10/2013 22:45

Tell us what sort of things he wears. Then we can tell you what to sing.

SoleSource · 06/10/2013 23:06

He sounds like a laugh, lighten up ffs

ladydepp · 06/10/2013 23:10

I think you're being a wee bit over sensitive tbh. Treat him like a toddler and ignore the bad behaviourWink.

My dh hums the Darth Vader music from Star Wars whenever I wear a certain pair of black boots. Annoying but also amusing Smile.

DiseasesOfTheSheep · 06/10/2013 23:11

Checked shirts are cool.

The lumberjack song is cool.

What's to get upset about?

flipchart · 06/10/2013 23:14

When I wear my really high shoes DH calls me Avaline ( from bread)
That is obviously not a complement!

mumof2aimingfor4 · 06/10/2013 23:15

Personally I would turn the tables, tie it at the waist wear a little denim mini skirt/denim shorts and put your hair in bunches (if long enough). My OH would go crazy (in a good way) for me. Then at least the next time you wear it he'll have cheeky thoughts ;)

quoteunquote · 06/10/2013 23:22

go and do a chainsaw course (surprisingly good fun) get the trousers , boots, and mask, and the next time he he starts singing, start the chainsaw and look annoyed, he won't do it again.

GruffBillyGoat · 07/10/2013 00:07

DP gets called Charlie Brown every time he wears a particular striped shirt. To be honest I hate the shirt with a passion, so may be trying to annoy him in to not wearing it anymore. Either humor the man, or show up with an axe.

Gruntfuttock · 07/10/2013 00:35

Lighten up.

OldBagWantsNewBag · 07/10/2013 00:50

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Weeantwee · 07/10/2013 00:55

I have a checked shirt which DH thinks I'm sexy in for some reason. I mostly wear it when I'm cleaning the house and haven't bothered showering Confused

JazzAnnNonMouse · 07/10/2013 01:01

Yabu

CharityFunDay · 07/10/2013 01:05

Monty Python bores are legitimate targets for murder in my book.

LTB

or MTBABHUTP

Idocrazythings · 07/10/2013 03:05

I have a green top I really liked. Until DH kept saying I looked like gumby. Now I hardly wear it. He has put me off it.

Idocrazythings · 07/10/2013 03:05

I have a green top I really liked. Until DH kept saying I looked like gumby. Now I hardly wear it. He has put me off it.

LindyHemming · 07/10/2013 03:49

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MapofTassie · 07/10/2013 06:08

I have 2 checked shirts that I wear for gardening.
The DSs call them my scarecrow shirts.
Much to DH's amusement.

Toadinthehole · 07/10/2013 06:16

CharityFunDay

I think you mean ECKYECKYECKYECKYP'TANGZOOBOING!GOODEM-ZOOOWLIZHIV

MrsWolowitz · 07/10/2013 06:24

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