What's with all these comments on his masculinity?
Some of you are very... erm old-fashioned.
Yellow shoes do not shrink testicles. The issue is not "gay bars". Gay men are not magically attracted to yellow shoes, either.
Mawgatron your husband should be grovelling. He took something of yours, after you asked him not to, and then he wrecked it. It's not on, whether it's your sister, your best friend, or your husband.
And he still has not come up with a payment plan for replacing them yet!?