AIBU in calling myself...

[TiggyD]

...a professional writer? My blog has adverts on it and I've just made my first p. One whole pence. £0.01 in cash.

I'm hoping to have made another p by Christmas.

THE kid

I didn't realise you're a man! Enjoy spending your p. Can you go to the sweety shop and get one of your favourite penny sweets to celebrate?

I would like a glass of Prosecco at your celebratory brunch.

£0.01 there you go

Actually, if you're a member of the Mumsnet bloggers network, you ARE allowed to link to your blog - they changed the rules recently.

Don't worry. When I'm big and famous I will still remember all you little people.

Good idea Mines. I might splash out on a fruit salad.

I went through a phase at school when I was curious about how some boy's tongues tasted. I did the tongue leg work and think it's a shame that my sense of curiosity has dimmed since then.

I hope we've bumped your total by a few more pennies!

Tongue all kind of taste the same if I recall.