AIBU in calling myself...

[TiggyD]

...a professional writer? My blog has adverts on it and I've just made my first p. One whole pence. £0.01 in cash.

I'm hoping to have made another p by Christmas.

Hahaha that's great
But you aren't being paid to write you're being paid to advertise (sorry to pop your bubble)

Does that mean I'm in advertising? Where's the cocaine and the Porsches?!

I still think it counts because I'm making money from something I've written, albeit not directly.

You is just jealous of my p.

Awwww, p.

Oh bugger. I've just noticed that it's only an estimated p. It's not a finalised p yet.

The total could go down slightly.

You won't go very far if you don't blag about your blog in here.

YANBU! May the p's come rolling in!

I can't blag about my blog in here. It's not allowed. It has to keep a low PROFILE.

Lol

Give us the link and we might be able to bump you up to 5p.

Although, you might go crazy with the new found power and abandon your life for a world of hedonism and debauchery.

Morally, it would be wrong for us, the collective, to allow you to take such a self destructive path.

Best not tell us the link.

yay I know have read a post from a professional writer on the interweb. so I am now officially a cultured and creative person. Thank you OP.

preens

You wouldn't be able to be in the writing Olympics now. You ARE a professional because you have been paid.

bahahahahahahaha yes low PROFILEs are important for writers

Congrats.

been in advertising for ages not a porsche or a snort in sight lying bastards

What site do we join to earn our penny?!

Whats the blog??

I don't blog for two reasons:

1. I don't have anything to say,
2. there's too much choice in host sites.

OK i've had a nosy and you were doing so well!

"A pink globe. Because girls refuse to believe the sea is blue."

Best line ever, and then you spoilt it, you had a go at bagpipes, I was devastated therefore I want to 0.0001p in advertising my click just made you refunded please.

I clicked. Now you must be a millionaire.

feels stupid for not getting this very obvious reference to profiles

I clicked!

You'll be living in the Caymans busy being a tax evader soon.

has now worked this out

I have had a ganders at it {ho ho} and completely agree about pink.

I clicked too! You will soon have a bazillion dollars and can treat us all to a MumsNet champagne brunch!

Or even a bazillion pounds! (that's what happens when one has lived in the US for almost 25 years!)

I like kid who got sick of her cat