Oh god, I'm going to have to kill her aren't I?

[Ozziegirly]

My MIL and FIL are here, are lovely, have given me loads of time off from kids, have been fab in every way, but earlier MIL called my 9mo DS a "sexy little man" and earlier said "that's a sexy little laugh".

Obviously after I threw up in my mouth a little and wahed my ears with bleach, I didn't actually SAY anything, but omg if she says it again I shall have to kill her. Which is a shame as she is nice.

Sigh

Ugh. An 'friend' on facebook always posts about her sexy little nephew and it makes me cringe.

I can think of dozens of words to describe a baby and sexy is nowhere near that list!

If she does it again, take a rolled up newspaper and rub her nose in pictures of Johnny Depp!

I can cope with sexy not just being applied to, ya know, things one would want to have sex with. It's fine with inanimate objects ("that sexy car") or concepts ("there's a sexy new theory about...").

But a child? Euuuuwww.

I'd come to the public flogging, btw. This can be self-funding.

If the spray doesn't work, try distracting her by loudly commanding "no!" and making her sit, then offer her a biscuit. Failing that, you're going to have to muzzle her.

What a bizarre turn of phrase