to not tell my wife....

[Greavesey]

I've worked out her username on Mumsnet! [wink[

Just had a phone call from MrsG. Apparently she's worked out mine as well....

I wonder what gave it away :o

I was just guessing! Only pelvicfloor can say for sure what the C stands for

C = curious?

My husband couldn't work out Mumsnet, although I have linked him to the odd post in classics before now.

I like the term cunting bastard, very friendly

I have actively encouraged my husband & mum to come on here. They don't post unfortunately ;) they just lurk.

Ha ha Mr Arse, if it's you I use 3 different ones!

Interesting how it is "creepy" for a man to see what his DW is doing on the internet but not when a woman stalks her H.

I found out my ex's, did a little investigative work and saw that he was posting rather weird shit about past sex dreams/experiences. Couldn't read all, made me feel a little ill, but on up side got me over him

Wow some of you must be pretty worried about your dh seeing what you have written about them!! I wouldn't give a flying fart if my dh read all my posts on here, he knows it all because I talk to him! He knows my username, but doesn't use mn. If he was curious I would happily let him see all my waffling interesting posts.

Poor bloke, op you haven't done anything wrong!

Just had a phone call from MrsG. Apparently she's worked out mine as well....

I had a feeling she might, just by checking on your profile after reading this.

I think you NC to Cunting Bastard!

I am sure you were not actually stalking her, and found out innocently as you said. You have geven her the opportunity to NC, should she so wish after having a nosey first, so you have done the decent thing.

I don't get the nastiness. I think that people forget that this is a PUBLIC forum, everyone can see what you write, its not a private haven.

That's right, why the hostility? What is wrong with a little banter? Not all men are The Enemy. I'm rather jealous of the lovely exchanges on here to purported H's, and the friendship they show

Mr riskier knows mine, and my previous names.

If you're MrCelador, please pick up some lindt chocolate on your way home - I missed it off the online shop and I don't want you to sulk because you haven't got enough snacks .

Breathes sigh of relief that I namechanged recently

'Not all men are The Enemy.'

New here are you, Wellwobbly?

Jeez, some of these reactions to the OP sound like a fox has got into a chicken coop!!! [squaaark]

If you're my DP, it means you weren't listening to me AGAIN, because I told you who I am on here ages ago :D

If you are my DH, get your ass off the bed and help me with the baby instead

Bugger off, OP, let the women concentrate on advising each other on installing keyloggers on DH's laptop...........

Chotter, arf!

But you and your wife have both been posting under this name? Or was that you masquerading as your wife. Or her being you?

If thats Mr Easy get your ass in bed I want to fuck you silly................

No not my dh

MrDragon. As I am oregnant and tired, I would like some gentle massaging and a box of Thorntons and a tube of Smarties pronto, okay? Thanks.

Humm. Just spotted DH on this thread. Just pissed off that he can MN when he's supposed to be working and I can't.