I genuinely don't know whether I am being U or whether DH is being U.
DH rides a motorbike; his bike key is separate to his house key and he puts the house key inside his jacket. He seems to have got into the habit of ringing the doorbell for me to let him in when he gets home and using the excuse that he "couldn't get to the key". He's even started doing it when he has the car and has no thick gloves on which would make retrieving a key difficult. We moved recently and he got into the habit at our old house which was tiny and I could practically open the door without having to move from the sofa. The new house is much bigger, on 3 floors and it is a pain in the arse having to go and answer the door when he has a perfectly good key, just can't be bothered to use it.
I have told him numerous times that I am not the effing butler and "this is the last time I am opening the door for you" but can't help answering the doorbell. Next time I fully intend "being in the garden" and he can cool his heels on the front doorstep as long as he likes
But I am curious - is this behaviour normal ? Does anyone else open the door for their husbands like some sort of Stepford Wife ? Soon I will be expected to mix the martini ready for his arrival and put a ribbon in my hair to look pretty