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Facebook rage..AIBU?

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Tittypulumpcious · 23/08/2013 20:43

I have pms..I realise this because I have bitched and moaned for at least 5 days..anyway I am pretty sure once I am back to being a rational human being I will still loathe these things.

Facebook status involving posters partner.

The mr, my man, hubby,

Had a lovely day with my man.

Snuggled up with the mr.

Waiting for hubby to get home..

Ffs most of us that have Facebook accounts are friends with you we know your husband/boyfriends name why can't posters just use it?

Had a lovely day with Derek..there isn't difficult is it.

And those who put xxx on the end.

Waiting for film to start with my man xxx - feeling blessed. Envy

Fuck off!!!!

I've hidden everyone so I can simply keep in touch with those I don't live near and have a good nose view their photos.

I cannot be the only one to find this irritating?

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LookingForwardToVino · 26/08/2013 21:26

'Happy Anniversary to my gorgeous hubby, sooo happy to be yours'

Posted by my ex best friend and cousin.

Who stopped talking to me after I told her I had woken up on the sofa downstairs to her soon to be husband attempting to rub his drunken cock on my face Hmm

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samuraispider · 26/08/2013 21:33

ROFL at this thread.

I deleted my Facebook account. I'm not missing it...

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pictish · 26/08/2013 21:35

Ach you miserable sods!
I am guilty of none of these I hasten to add, but what of a fuck do I give how other people express themselves on fb? If it's not insulting or intended with malice then I can't see what the problem is?

There is stuff in this world that is far far more worthy of your scorn than the twee on facebook. At least they're being fucking positive eh?

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BlingBang · 26/08/2013 21:35

Be funny to know what friends think of our postings. Maybe get some eye rolls ourselves - wonder if anyone has me hidden? I've done it to others who annoy me or clog up my feed with crap - so fair's fair.

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pictish · 26/08/2013 21:37

No no...everyone here writes witty, concise, informative and interesting statuses.

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smileymam · 26/08/2013 21:50

Have a few on mine who upload photos of their children when they are ill wtf, oh and photos of their food! Why?

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BlingBang · 26/08/2013 21:54

Well I know that mine are witty etc - was really just talking about you lot.

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BlingBang · 26/08/2013 22:05

Have only one Fb friend who does all the hubby, gorge, hugs and stuff and I should hide her but I'm sort of wondering what she will post next. In fact she just posted this,

"Lovely way to complete fun bank hol weekend! :)"

Cryptic much - or just an inside comment to those in the know.

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AintNobodyGotTimeFerThat · 26/08/2013 22:22

I personally don't mind it and just cringe a little and move along, doesn't really affect me as it's up to them what they choose to post.

I do sometimes update putting me and DPs name are having a great time away on our mini break. Or I can't believe DDs name is able to -insert thing she can do now or age she is now- but otherwise I think I post general things really.

But my aim isn't to impress anyone. I update something that would be interesting to me if I was someone else reading it iyswim.

But I do understand why to some people it's a bit much.

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AintNobodyGotTimeFerThat · 26/08/2013 22:23

Oh and yes I have 2 facebook friends with the same name funnily enough who both put 'with my gawjust boyfriend so lucky to have him xxxx' and the like.

I also have another who also puts herself as 'in her bed' as a place.

Hasn't she heard of stranger danger?

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superstarheartbreaker · 26/08/2013 22:24

I just piss everyone on Facebook off by putting my amazing holiday photos on there. No man in sight; just dd and I.

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parakeet · 26/08/2013 22:31

Didn't Richard Gere and Cindy Crawford take out a huge ad in The Times, proclaiming that they were happily married and the rumours they were splitting up were untrue and very hurtful - just before they filed for divorce?

Maybe the FB "feeling blessed with hubby" status updates are like that?

Going to do the bread aisle FB status update now. Gotta be done. But I like the "good times" ending, as a little finesse. So my entire update will read: "All warm and cozy in the bread aisle with my man. Feeling blessed. Good times."

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TheBleedinObvious · 27/08/2013 00:12

How strange.

I don't have any of that sort of thing.

It must be your friends.

The closest I get to being annoyed by my friends posts is one who regularly posts pictures of her latest nails Hmm

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Queen0fFeckingEverything · 27/08/2013 07:46

Well that's the last time I do anything suggested on here.

Several of my friends took it to mean I'm fucking pregnant!

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Ememem84 · 27/08/2013 08:30

I have a fb friend (someone I knew at school) who regularly posts things about her "baby girl princess". This wouldn't be so bad if said baby girl princess was in fact a baby girl ie actual person. Baby girl princess is her pet rabbit.

"Baby girl princess is watching tv with me" "baby girl princess is soooooo cute" etc

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MiaowTheCat · 27/08/2013 09:25

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Caffe1neAddict · 28/08/2013 00:13

Agree to all of the above- most are done by just one of my friends- who bizarrely have changed their genders so he is referred to as 'the wife' and the pet dogs are 'the kids'- just icky!

Can I add worse one though is statuses checking in at airports (hello burglars! House empty- the one that's on all my photos!) and complaints about holidays "ooh staying at amazing hotel but like totally ruined as screaming kids outside as apparently xxx staying here!" Obviously mega famous person should have checked first... Tut tut.

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