Facebook rage..AIBU?

[Tittypulumpcious]

I have pms..I realise this because I have bitched and moaned for at least 5 days..anyway I am pretty sure once I am back to being a rational human being I will still loathe these things.

Facebook status involving posters partner.

The mr, my man, hubby,

Had a lovely day with my man.

Snuggled up with the mr.

Waiting for hubby to get home..

Ffs most of us that have Facebook accounts are friends with you we know your husband/boyfriends name why can't posters just use it?

Had a lovely day with Derek..there isn't difficult is it.

And those who put xxx on the end.

Waiting for film to start with my man xxx - feeling blessed.

Fuck off!!!!

I've hidden everyone so I can simply keep in touch with those I don't live near and have a good nose view their photos.

I cannot be the only one to find this irritating?

[LookingForwardToVino]

I just told mumsnets Facebook how bready blessed I am

[MikeOxard]

Looks like nobody noticed. Clearly feeling blessed in the bread aisle, while updating your FB status, is a normal thing to do.

[OctopusPete8]

me and my fiance just rip the piss out of each other on fb.

[booksandchoc]

I just did this

But not special names for DH, just his usual Danny and he's looked after me all day cos I'm pathetic with the cold.

It's more a hint to his brother to wise up tho, DSIL has been ill all week, no help from him, while dealing with there children. Then he has went out all day today aswell. He's an arse so I'm hoping to shame him a bit.

[booksandchoc]

Sorry, because, though, their children!

[SilverOldie]

Sallyingforth You're right, I'm in my late 60s and the only thing available as a child was BBC One on a 14 inch black and white tv.

However, as soon as computers made an appearance in my office I immediately became addicted, my first home comp had 4 KB of RAM and DOS lol. Skype is great to keep in touch with friends who live in other countries and I even play WoW .

I'm sure some people are happy using facebook but there are so many threads complaining about it on here for one reason or another, I just don't understand why they continue to use it.

[alldaysleeper]

worst culprits ever are a couple we know that recently both got tabs and now constantly update and comment on each others statuses whilst sat in the same b**y room, oh and they are so blessed with there DC that mum is simply dreading them going back to school as life "will again be empty" pass the sickbag

[Msgilbertblythe]

What about all those people bragging about what they've done in the gym, every single day: "10km run, 2 hours of bikram yoga and a spinning class. Ready to start the day!" Who cares???!!!

[GemmaTeller]

Mumsnet has a FB page? (shows how little I wander round FB)

I know someone who calls it faceache

[Hippymama]

I love Facebook! All these crappy statuses just make me laugh (I have relatives and friends who are guilty of all the "crimes" listed above) and it makes me laugh and roll my eyes to see some of the rubbish they come out with. If someone is really pissing me off I just hide them, but for the most part, I enjoy Facebook as it allows me to keep in touch with family and friends easily (and feel "blessed" that I appear not to be as dippy as some of them!)

[RenterNomad]

None of my bastards friends have been blessed in the bread aisle, so I'M THE FIRST!

[pianodoodle]

I know someone who calls it faceache

My family call it bakebook - we're N.Irish :)

[RenterNomad]

Still no "likes"!

Anyone else had any replies?

[MikeOxard]

I got a like! Not sure what they were liking about it.

[daisychain01]

Everyone keeps saying how they use Fakebook to keep in touch with family. I cant think of a worse reason, who wants to keep in touch with Faaaaam'ly urghhhh!

Only kidding, Mum, love u so much, I'm so blessed, your (sic) the bezzie Mum in the whole world. Lol, air-kiss, mwar xxx

[KittyLane1]

Just off the toilet - feeling empty xxxx

My gorge hubby just got me wine, cosy infront of Twilight lol love it me - feeling blessed xxxx

Urgh - feeling stabby xxxx

The worst ones are people who post pictures of their kids crying...why? Who on earth do you think would be interested in seeing that?

[Littleen]

haha... I so agree with a lot of this. hubby is the worst word in the world, or atleast top 20.

I know someone who, instead of posting "happy birthday to my child" sort of comments, instead say "3 years ago, I was in labour blablabla"
well that was one day, this is now your kiddos birthday, so atleast make it about them or shuddup -.-

[GemmaTeller]

No likes for my blessed bread either

[RenterNomad]

I'm jealous, Mike!

[RoxyFox211]

"Vague" booking is worse imo.
For example, a status reading "if you've got something to say say it to my face!", or "can't wait for tomorrow", or "you think your special but everyone hates you" etc etc. why not just fucking say who your talking about? It just makes everyone paranoid, and screams for attention! Worse is when people reply "what's up?" and they say "I'll private message you!" wtf is the point of that? Why not just do that in the first place!

[Tigresswoods]

Having now had FB for about 5-6 years I have discovered there is a direct correlation between those who make public proclamations of adoration & those who split up.

[seventiesgirl]

Just been inspired to have a big "unfriend" session. Excellent, thanks!

[fackinell]

I'm hardly on now due to all of the above. Selfies have got to be the most annoying (my 20yr old sis is the worst at this) closely followed by just a . Fuck off! Oh and I've deleted so many friends kids for the blowup doll style pics. You know the pouty mouth, wide eyed pose that looks like someone just stuck a finger up their arse? Worst ever has to be a friend's ex that put that he just had the best blow job ever. He went byes after that!

DP and I tend to put up bloody awful pics of each other just to be annoying. Classic one of him on the sleeper train with an eye patch on and a wide open mouth. I was bored, he was snoring and I know it was immature. Best was he slept for hours and woke up to 30 odd likes before he saw it.