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to fake my own death so that my DDs will be invited to play.

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SurfsUpDude · 21/08/2013 20:44

Dh will be the brave hero bringing up the girls amd I won't have to deal with the small town cliques and gossip that seem to hover over primary age friendship groups.

As an incomer I am not related to anyone or slept with anyones husband however this makes me difficult to place socially and the DDs are suffering from a lack of out of school invites.

I figure if I fit a sensor on the drive then I can hide in my lovely new summerhouse when the local ladies come round bringing cake and casseroles to console DH. The DDs will then get lots of invites on the beach, pony riding, cafe trips, etc that we keep hearing about after the event or witness as four of DD2s friends cycle past without asking us to join them.

AIBU, I do not fear the loneliness, I have namechanged & changed but have been snuggled down in this nest since dial-up days and quite enjoy pottering around the 'estate'.

OliviaMMumsnet · 21/08/2013 22:12

Hi there
Sorry to read that youre going through a bad patch at the moment.
Should you need it our mental health webguide is here
Thanks
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OliviaMMumsnet · 21/08/2013 23:05

@northernlurker

Ummmm do we think Olivia didn't read the thread?

Just responding to a report about this - didn't want what may have been a lighthearted joke to go unheard iykwim
Peace and love all
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