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To take up the mole traps from PIL lawn?

114 replies

MoogDroog · 15/08/2013 15:28

Staying at the PILs whilst they're away for the week. Beautiful garden with a lawn currently getting ruined by 'that bloody mole'. FIL has set traps, holes dig in lawn trap laid, piece of ply on top.
He's set up a goalpost next to the minefield for DCs (2 and 4.5) to play with. MIL expressed some concern about 'tiny fingers' but was dismissed.
They left a couple of hours ago and DH is taking them up.
We're right aren't we?

OP posts:
thebody · 15/08/2013 20:01

IT'S NOT THE OPS GARDEN!!!!

it doesn't matter what we all think. it's not her garden so she shouldn't be interfering.

it's not against the law.

she should take the moral high ground,if thats how she feels,and leave.

Salmotrutta · 15/08/2013 20:07

I'm not even sure if its a love of moles that is driving the OP.

Isn't she more concerned about the traps injuring her children?

In which case she can move the goalpost and supervise them to keep them away from the trap.

Salmotrutta · 15/08/2013 20:09

Moles are certainly a menace in a vegetable patch.

HoneyDragon · 15/08/2013 20:14

I was born in the country.

No one is allowed to chop Simon in two Angry

curlew · 15/08/2013 20:15

"Here's to the little gentleman in black velvet"

MoogDroog · 15/08/2013 21:08

Woah! This has moved on a bit...

Just to be clear that we've temporarily removed the traps that were slap bang in the middle of the lawn for safety reasons. My morals or feelings towards wildlife didn't really enter into it.
They were fucking vicious, my 2 year old is lacking in sense curious and I thought the risk to be too great.
DH says he'll put them back when we leave.

OP posts:
thebody · 15/08/2013 21:14

by the time you leave the lawn could be a total mole kingdom and cut to peices.

they do look bloody horrible I agree but honestly be careful here as I had no idea how fast moles can destroy a lawn until we had them.

you could cover them with flower pots as you probably be out with your dcs anyway as little.

TheCraicDealer · 15/08/2013 21:15

King Billy was killed when his horse stumbled on a molehill and bucked him off or out of his carriage. That's a hazard right there.

thebody · 15/08/2013 21:16

😄😄

littlemog · 15/08/2013 21:17

thebody I addressed the OP way upthread.

I am sorry that you seem to have so little respect for nature and I am also sorry that you feel that personal abuse is a good way to get your point across.

Salmotrutta · 15/08/2013 21:17

Yes, moles are pretty vicious.

I remember ,my brother and I finding one on a picnic - he was delighted, picked it up and it bit him.

Was very soft of fur though.

HoneyDragon · 15/08/2013 21:18

I think the two yo would be more attracted to the flower pots tbh

HoneyDragon · 15/08/2013 21:20

I didn't get bit by Simon. Oooh perhaps I am a mole whisperer? I shall travel the land with my mole attracting ways and mystical mole handling powers.

Littleen · 15/08/2013 21:20

I'd be pissed of and remove them regardless of kids. If they harm the poor moles, they need to go! Obviously childrens safety is also a concern, but even if that was not an issue, they'd be gone!

littlemog · 15/08/2013 21:20

Samotrutta I think that the OP meant that the traps were vicious! Grin

Salmotrutta · 15/08/2013 21:21

Yes! And train them to keep their terrible digging ways confined to littlemogs garden.

...joke.

TheCraicDealer · 15/08/2013 21:21

Simon is an excellent name for a mole.

Salmotrutta · 15/08/2013 21:22

My last post was to HoneyDragon

Traps may be vicious but moles are too!!! Grin

HoneyDragon · 15/08/2013 21:24

I'll have to bring the fridge too obviously that's an integral part of mole whispering. Which may fuck up the gardens more than the moles ...

HaroldLloyd · 15/08/2013 21:31

Moles can be right bastards.

You only have to read duncton wood to see that.

littlemog · 15/08/2013 21:33

Love the Duncton Wood books! Think they need to be re-read......

HaroldLloyd · 15/08/2013 21:34

They all got a bit bloody weird though, I think it's been years.

OP could be saving the mole version of Jesus here, it could even be Simon which would make honey dragon the mother of god.

Or something.

thebody · 15/08/2013 21:34

littlemog, I said you talked crap. you do. you said I talked crap. your view. it's not really that personal is it.??

HoneyDragon · 15/08/2013 21:36

I found a mole under my fridge. I didn't actual birth a mole.

Salmotrutta · 15/08/2013 21:40

I've only ever found a tiny screwdriver under my fridge Sad

And a boiled sweet.

I must be doing something wrong...

I wonder if that mole dug his way right through your foundations and up through your floor Honey??

Little beggar! Shock