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To ban this child from ever setting foot in my house again?

66 replies

HoneyDragon · 13/08/2013 16:30

I babysat my friends children at the weekend. Because I am lovely I fixed her iPod and have connected it to my account so she can download any of her apps she fancies. I also let her download some freebies.

Then, because my niceness knows no bounds what so ever (I am very modest too), I let her use my Ipad.

Before leaving she then gleefully informed me she had downloaded Justin Bieber pictures and wall paper onto it. Angry

She knows how I feel about the monkey abusing child spitting fuckwit. She knows I think less of her for listening to his drivel and mooning over his pictures.

AIBU to think she has committed the technological equivalent of walking into my front room and taking a dump on my sofa?

I pointed out that I don't waltz into her bedroom and decorate her walls with pictures of Tome Jones, and she laughed at me!

Honestly. I am shocked and appalled at the youth of today.

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ThinkAboutItTomorrow · 13/08/2013 22:00

How do i delete this thread from my 'threads i'm on?' i keep succumbing to the evil links and i don't like it. Make it stop.

HoneyDragon · 13/08/2013 22:11

I suspect BPV is an evil 9 yo girl you know?

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Nettymania · 13/08/2013 22:16

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TheMagicKeyCanFuckOff · 13/08/2013 22:31

Justin Bieber had a hamster called Pac (who he gave to a fan, I think?)

Our hamster has since been renamed Pac by my DD2. She says she can love Liam and Bieber at the same time. Just my luck...

So every time I feed the hamster, I'm greeted with a reminder of Justin Bieber and his hamster loving evil ways.

Cut this in the bud now. Get a restraining order.

HoneyDragon · 13/08/2013 23:41

It is not a wind up. I am fucking traumatised.

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ClaraOswald · 13/08/2013 23:56

You need to get her a poster of Cliff Richard and glue it over a Beiber poster she already owns.

TheCuntingPigeon · 14/08/2013 06:52

Coo coo.

ICBINEG · 14/08/2013 12:45

ohh I think I finally winged that pigeon!

TheCuntingPigeon · 14/08/2013 12:53

Cooohooohooohooooo. :( :( :(

MyBaby1day · 16/08/2013 04:43

Oh, I love Justin Bieber! Sad

HoneyDragon · 16/08/2013 16:41

MyBaby

Nothing personal, but GET OFF MY THREAD YOU WEIRDO!!!!!!!!
Grin

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ICBINEG · 17/08/2013 00:25

Anyone got a spare pillow case? I have all these feathers and nothing to do with them....

PostmanPatAlwaysRingsTwice · 17/08/2013 08:39

My mum was telling me something she had seen on GMTV about Justin Bieber the other day but she got a bit confused and called him Jason Beaver.

That is how he shall forever be known in our house now.

TheCuntingPigeon · 17/08/2013 09:27

COOOOoooooooooooo :(

Gruntfuttock · 17/08/2013 10:15

I'm sorry, OP, but you're going to have to put your badly polluted IPad into the washing machine on a boil wash - not forgetting to add a whole bottle of bleach to the detergent drawer.

HTH.

SaggyOldClothCatPuss · 17/08/2013 10:31

He's called Dustin Beaver round here! Grin
Dd14 denies ever having a crush on him. OR Wand Erection.

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