Meet the Other Phone. Protection built in.

Meet the Other Phone.
Protection built in.

Buy now

Please or to access all these features

AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

To ban this child from ever setting foot in my house again?

66 replies

HoneyDragon · 13/08/2013 16:30

I babysat my friends children at the weekend. Because I am lovely I fixed her iPod and have connected it to my account so she can download any of her apps she fancies. I also let her download some freebies.

Then, because my niceness knows no bounds what so ever (I am very modest too), I let her use my Ipad.

Before leaving she then gleefully informed me she had downloaded Justin Bieber pictures and wall paper onto it. Angry

She knows how I feel about the monkey abusing child spitting fuckwit. She knows I think less of her for listening to his drivel and mooning over his pictures.

AIBU to think she has committed the technological equivalent of walking into my front room and taking a dump on my sofa?

I pointed out that I don't waltz into her bedroom and decorate her walls with pictures of Tome Jones, and she laughed at me!

Honestly. I am shocked and appalled at the youth of today.

OP posts:
ThinkAboutItTomorrow · 13/08/2013 18:39

Only human. Adult human.

HoneyDragon · 13/08/2013 18:41

Unlike Bieber who is not made of flesh. He was fashioned out of pure evil and shiny.

OP posts:
candycoatedwaterdrops · 13/08/2013 18:42

Oh HoneyDragon, you poor blessed thing. Such a tragedy, who would do that to someone else's beloved piece of technological equipment?! I know a good therapist who will be able to support you through this but in the mean time, we are all here for you. Stay strong, hunnie! Sending you my very best wishes. Thanks

DaddyPigsMistress · 13/08/2013 18:48

Go shit on her bed

BlehPukeVomit · 13/08/2013 18:58

OP, you need one of these

HeffalumpTheFlump · 13/08/2013 19:05

Is there such thing as iPad bleach? If so buy lots of it and keep using it until your iPad feels clean again. This might never happen, just how attached are you to the iPad?

HoneyDragon · 13/08/2013 19:06

Eeeeeeew

You bastard Angry

And he's left his socks on .... Eeew

OP posts:
BlehPukeVomit · 13/08/2013 19:48

Sorry OP Smile

He is so creepy Confused

I am so glad that my DDs are not Beibsters.

( I am a fan of the rather gorgeous Zac Effron .)

ICBINEG · 13/08/2013 19:53

hey whaaaat!

TheCuntingPigeon · 13/08/2013 19:54

Coo coo cooo?

HoneyDragon · 13/08/2013 19:56

Angry Angry Angry Angry

OP posts:
ICBINEG · 13/08/2013 19:57
TheCuntingPigeon · 13/08/2013 19:58

Coo. :(

Wine?

TheCuntingPigeon · 13/08/2013 19:58

Coooo! Shock

ICBINEG · 13/08/2013 19:58

It never occurred to me that a link could lie....

ICBINEG · 13/08/2013 20:00

nearly

LizzieVereker · 13/08/2013 20:02

Does anyone else want to spray paint the pigeon? Wink

TheCuntingPigeon · 13/08/2013 20:02

Coo.

TheCuntingPigeon · 13/08/2013 20:03

Coo! Grin

HorryIsUpduffed · 13/08/2013 20:05

JB reminds me of Eoin McLove.

LizzieVereker · 13/08/2013 20:11

Sorry Pigeon. It wasn't personal, it just reminded me of this:

Pigeon thread in Classics

Sorry to derail HoneyDragon thought it might ease your Bieber related despair/rage.

musicposy · 13/08/2013 20:14

Thinkaboutittomorrow has the right idea. Buy a shedload of Bieber tat and present some to her each birthday. 11th birthday she may be delighted. 12th she might just be a bit embarrassed. 18th in front of her boyfriend and a bunch of her college mates and you will have your sweet revenge. Wink

BlehPukeVomit · 13/08/2013 21:33

So sorry, I couldn't resist Smile

I will try to redeem myself with a little game.

Is anyone up for some Beiber Photo Roulette??? Only one of these links is a Beib Photo the others are completely innocent. Are you brave enough???... Just click two photos and try to avoid the Beib.

Choose carefully.

Option 1 - My favourite Non-Beiber photo

Option 2 - No, this is a picture of some kittens (It really is)

Option 3 - This one is definitely not a photo of he, who shall not be mentioned

Option 4 - This is 'the' photo of Terry Wogan

AlistairSim · 13/08/2013 21:38

Burn it.

And possibly your entire house. It pays to be careful.

HoneyDragon · 13/08/2013 21:52

Aaaaaaaaaaaaargh

Aaaaaaaaargh

OP posts:
Swipe left for the next trending thread