AIBU to think that I should be able to get treatment on the NHS without everyone screaming and running out of the room?

[WhatHo]

Look, it's hard enough being a zombie as it is. I'm constantly hungry, it's just my metabolism, but NO everyone gives me a hard time about being greedy.

I just think it was bloody rude of everyone to run off when I lurched into A&E. I pay my taxes well I did before I died just like everyone else. I just feel have the right to get my leg sewn back on without everyone INCLUDING THE DOCTORS AND NURSES treating me like some kind of freak.

AIBU?

Seriously, who do they think that van is targeting? Most zombies can't even read. Lack of eyeballs, you see.

Also, I don't care if you think you shouldn't be subsidising my lifestyle choice. If I want to ooze all over your street and let the dustmen tidy it away, if I want to get a council flat and fill it with despicable and frightening decaying things. Cos it's a free country, and there's nothing you can do about it! I'm entitled! HA HA HA!!!

That's just the attitude that gives the undead a bad name!

jesus and onesleep - I know, it's a hard life when the recently animated saviours of mankind and evil vampires can't get a break

saggy Yer like I give a shit? Deal with it!