Hit me with your worst/most ridiculous/most likely to start a bun fight AIBU opening post.
Rules are:
- it has to be your own idea, so no using current threads
- no troll paraphernalia - mn rules.
- keep it light hearted. This is just for fun, because i'm bored and because you know there's a part of you that would just love to write it for real to see what reaction you'd get. But wouldn't because you're sensible and wouldn't want to annoy mnhq.
- I don't want the responses, just the opening post.
A virtual 
in it for the winner. 