to think that 'we're free in the afternoon'....

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...does not mean 'arrive at 12.07'?

Dh has just had emergency surgery and is laid up. Have dd (3) at home. Pils have invited themselves over. Not the best relationship at the best of times because they are such selfish arseholes

So dh said 'we're free in the afternoon' so that I wouldn't have to cook for everyone and lo and behold there they are on the doorstep at sevenminutes past noon. FFS

So have just made a sodding frittata for everyone. How do you even spell frittata? Grrrrrrrrr.

And yes probably AIBU. But they brought a fucking cucumber with them. Who turns up at their child's house after he's just had a fucking operation with a fucking cucumber?

It might prove a vegetable temptation too far...

Am chuckling way too hard at the image of a crazed woman hacking two frozen chickens apart to do fancy schmantzy profile picturing.But DH can make it appear on your TVs during the News at Ten if that helps? He's been doing it all night. He's v pleased with himself.

Curried fucking cucumber. Curried fucking cucumber