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Amused or horrified?

116 replies

oldgrandmama · 02/08/2013 11:11

This happened back in the early 1980s, but I'm just wondering what MNs think of it? Not particularly bothered either way, but people to whom I've related the story are either highly amused or truly appalled!

Scene: we're selling our house. The buyers have been, frankly, a pain, delaying Exchange of Contracts date quite a few times with various demands, complaints, insisting on purchase price being lowered yet again ... but eventually, after we've given in quite a bit to their damands, they say they're FINALLY happy with everything and Contracts are exchanged and a completion date agreed. We proceed with sorting out the purchase of our new home, booking moving firm, and of course, the owners of the place we're buying are able to make their own arrangement for their move.

ONE DAY before bloody completion, with everything set in place for the move(s), they phone to say they've decided they don't after all like the fitted carpet that's throughout the downstairs, and they want a further £500 knocked off the price!!!! Now, they've never said a word about the bloody carpet, and we'd included it in the price, not charged extra for it, so we tell them, politely, sorry, no more reductions. Also, they're legally obligated to complete, having exchanged contracts. So what do they say? Basically, that they'll delay completion anyway, even if they have to complete eventually, just to mess us up, and the people in the house we're buying, along with movers we've booked, our solicitors, the mortgage companies and - generally - the whole thing will be a nightmare. They DON'T like the downstairs carpet and they want a reduction!!!!

So my husband gives in and agrees to knock £500 quid of the price, just to avoid this complete mess up of a delay. But I am FUMING. So I take action. I get down on my hands and knees and TAKE UP every square inch of fitted carpet, in three rooms and a hallway. For good measure, I take up the underlay too. Takes hours and hours. Next day, move begins - I give the perfectly good carpet and underlay to the moving men, who are delighted (it was, by the way, extremely good and expensive wool carpet). Legal stuff, financial stuff all goes through, we leave with removal vans and new owners move in.

I'm told their reaction, when they saw bare ground floor, was unprintable! Ha ha ... would have cost them FAR more than £500 to recarpet.

So - was I being unreasonable? The 'we don't like the carpet' stuff was just a ploy to get the price down even more. And in the early 1980s, £500 was quite a lot of money!

OP posts:
samithesausage · 02/08/2013 11:50

Genius! I remember seeing something like this on Lovejoy. His assistant tries to get the price knocked down on some furnature saying "I only want it for the handles.." The seller then agrees, takes his money and hands him the handles to this piece of furnature, then sells the rest for more money!

BabyMakesMyEyesGoSleepy · 02/08/2013 11:51

Genius,absolute genius.

guiltyconscience · 02/08/2013 11:52

Bloody brilliant if I ever need a good revenge plan u r my woman! lol

chesterberry · 02/08/2013 11:53

Fabulous. Of course it's very petty, but they started it. Like to think I would do the same in that situation.

pudcat · 02/08/2013 11:54

My sister is trying to sell her bungalow. Already one couple have asked for a price reduction because they would replace the storage heaters with oil central heating. Another asked for one because they didn't like the wood look double glazing and would rip it all out. The cheek of some.

magimedi · 02/08/2013 11:56

Have to say I can understand a price reduction for replacing storage heating with central heating.

Carpet is genius!

LisaMed · 02/08/2013 11:57

The people who rented behind us took the kitchen with them when they left.

cushtie335 · 02/08/2013 11:57

The first flat we bought the seller removed all the light bulbs! We hadn't been remotely arsey and had paid exactly what she was looking for. Our solicitor chased her up on it because you can't legally remove fixtures and fittings like lightbulbs and door handles. We ended up getting about £50 back, but it was the principle of the thing.

BlingBang · 02/08/2013 11:57

think it's ok to negotiate and ask for reductions up front, not when you are just about to move.

good for you op!

Groovee · 02/08/2013 11:58

That is excellent. I would have loved to be a fly on the wall. And the removal men probably had a field day.

Peetle · 02/08/2013 11:58

It's a Roald Dahl story, samithesausage. A con man pretending to be a vicar discovers a priceless antique in a farm. He gets a knock down price saying he only wants the handles. So while he's at his car getting his cheque book they take off the handles and burn the rest.

I'd have said "if you want to knock £500 off as you don't like the carpet, how about we remove it and keep the same price ?"

I'd definitely have removed it if they'd insisted.

Dahlen · 02/08/2013 12:01

Amused, definitely. Serves them right. Grin

pudcat · 02/08/2013 12:01

Have to say I can understand a price reduction for replacing storage heating with central heating.
Why? When it is included in the particulars. If you don't like it don't look at places with it, or expect the vendors to pay for the change.

SuperiorCat · 02/08/2013 12:02

Brilliant.

Neighbours of ours were royally screwed over, when the day they were due to exchange, movers booked etc as they were moving abroad, their (FT) buyers told them to drop £10k or they would pull out.

Their sols and EAs suggested going ahead would be the easiest thing to do under the circumstances

exoticfruits · 02/08/2013 12:05

Amused- they said they didn't like it and they had the price knocked down- it was a logical conclusion.

arethereanyleftatall · 02/08/2013 12:06

i think you're wonderful!!

The people who do this (and it apparently happens quite often) are horrid.

cantspel · 02/08/2013 12:06

I would have told them to swing. If they had tried delaying completion it would have cost them far more than £500 as they would be liable for all the costs as the completion date is part of the contract agreed on exchange.

But as you husband caved then good for you on taking the carpets up. I hope you took the grippers and door trims too.

Years ago when selling my first flat my buyer at the last minute refused to exchange unless i included the fridge and cooker. I ageed but 2 weeks before completion i filed the fridge with kippers and sardines and cooked some cheap sausages in the oven and left them as well. Then closed up the flat and moved out.

FrancesDeLaTourCoughngIntoABin · 02/08/2013 12:06

How amazingly kind of you op. It woukd have taken them ages to take it all up on their first day in, which they obv woukd have done, it being so vile and all. You are a lovely person to do them such a favour.

Just wish this was a live thread so you could share their gratitude in real time :o

liquidstate · 02/08/2013 12:07

Brilliant. I would have done the same!

whois · 02/08/2013 12:09

Well you were being petty but totally and utterly reasonably so!

Dick head buyers got what they deserved!

Absolutely hilarious. :-)

whois · 02/08/2013 12:13

My brother moved in to a new house last year (not an asset buyer at all, did everything by the book and didn't try to push down the agreed price later or anything) and the woman took ALL the light fittings with her. She just ripped them off the walls pulling out the plaster and making a right mess.

Unfortunately for her, there WERE included in the sale and she had to return then AND pay for them to be installed an the walls made good. Foolish cow.

ZingWidge · 02/08/2013 12:20

one of the worst things to do is replacing all the lightbulbs with spent ones.

no one thinks of checking them during the day, by the time they need them it's a PITA to get new ones.

oscarwilde · 02/08/2013 12:23

I had a buyer who refused to exchange unless I agreed to sell him my 3 yr old washing machine for £350. I didn't want to sell it as I wanted to use it for another year before ripping out the kitchen in the new house.

Told him that and said if he wanted it so badly he could pay full purchase price of £500 and I would sort out a new one, but I honestly didn't want to buy a new machine which I couldn't justify ditching when the building started. He agreed and then pulled this on the morning of the exchange. His solicitors were flabbergasted. Who the fk spends £350 on a 3 yr old washing machine??? All because he didn't want the hassle of "connecting up" a new one.

CadleCrap · 02/08/2013 12:31

I can't understand why people are horrified.

I would have taken the gripper rod as well!

Viviennemary · 02/08/2013 12:35

They were dreadful. I don't blame you. Monsters!

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