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oldgrandmama · 02/08/2013 11:11

This happened back in the early 1980s, but I'm just wondering what MNs think of it? Not particularly bothered either way, but people to whom I've related the story are either highly amused or truly appalled!

Scene: we're selling our house. The buyers have been, frankly, a pain, delaying Exchange of Contracts date quite a few times with various demands, complaints, insisting on purchase price being lowered yet again ... but eventually, after we've given in quite a bit to their damands, they say they're FINALLY happy with everything and Contracts are exchanged and a completion date agreed. We proceed with sorting out the purchase of our new home, booking moving firm, and of course, the owners of the place we're buying are able to make their own arrangement for their move.

ONE DAY before bloody completion, with everything set in place for the move(s), they phone to say they've decided they don't after all like the fitted carpet that's throughout the downstairs, and they want a further £500 knocked off the price!!!! Now, they've never said a word about the bloody carpet, and we'd included it in the price, not charged extra for it, so we tell them, politely, sorry, no more reductions. Also, they're legally obligated to complete, having exchanged contracts. So what do they say? Basically, that they'll delay completion anyway, even if they have to complete eventually, just to mess us up, and the people in the house we're buying, along with movers we've booked, our solicitors, the mortgage companies and - generally - the whole thing will be a nightmare. They DON'T like the downstairs carpet and they want a reduction!!!!

So my husband gives in and agrees to knock £500 quid of the price, just to avoid this complete mess up of a delay. But I am FUMING. So I take action. I get down on my hands and knees and TAKE UP every square inch of fitted carpet, in three rooms and a hallway. For good measure, I take up the underlay too. Takes hours and hours. Next day, move begins - I give the perfectly good carpet and underlay to the moving men, who are delighted (it was, by the way, extremely good and expensive wool carpet). Legal stuff, financial stuff all goes through, we leave with removal vans and new owners move in.

I'm told their reaction, when they saw bare ground floor, was unprintable! Ha ha ... would have cost them FAR more than £500 to recarpet.

So - was I being unreasonable? The 'we don't like the carpet' stuff was just a ploy to get the price down even more. And in the early 1980s, £500 was quite a lot of money!

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Elouie · 02/08/2013 12:37

Ha ha ha I'm firmly in the hilarious thread.

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sherbetpips · 02/08/2013 12:37

Totally agree with you. When we bought our first house the family moving out tried to stiff us for everything. they wanted £500 for the carpets. The carpets were grey, stained, stank of smoke and were threadbare. They also wanted us to pay for the blinds - all yellow and smoky stinky. When we said we didn't want them they said there would be a charge for removing them as he was a blinds salesman and would need to invoice his time! We said we wouldnt pay and it was up to them if they wanted to take them with them.
Upon moving in the blinds were still there but the carpet was gone.... until we looked in the loft to find it all folded up in there along with a load of other junk of theirs!

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Cherriesarelovely · 02/08/2013 12:40

How fantastic! Well done! I love it when right triumphs over wrong.....serves them right.

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AlisonL1981 · 02/08/2013 12:45

When dp brought his first flat they told him they would leave the washing machine and fridge freezer for an extra £2k (both were ancient). He politely declined and in the end they left the appliances anyway!

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sherbetpips · 02/08/2013 12:46

I always hate it when you get comments back from the solicitors about what they are 'peed off' about. We advised our buyer that we were taking the lounge carpet and the wall light fittings. We would replace the wall light fitting with the original ones that had been in place so they had working lights. They were your bog standard brass two arm fittings. The ones we removed were very expensive Christopher Wray ones. They agreed to this and acknowledged it. However post move I got some snarky comment back from their solicitor about how petty it was to remove the nicer fittings and carpets. If you dont pay for them and I still want them you can sod off!

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itsallaboutyoubaby · 02/08/2013 12:50

Grin Awesom!

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itsallaboutyoubaby · 02/08/2013 12:50

awesome!

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KurriKurri · 02/08/2013 12:52

At the moment my lovely 91 year old mother is selling her house and moving into a sheltered apartment, - she has had to put up with the most dreadful demands for unreasonable things, and delaying tactics, and has taken money off etc etc. - they are getting an absolutely lovely house at a bargain price and still they are complaining, and trying to take advantage of a very old lady.

I absolutely applaud you OP - well done, - why are there so many shitty house buyers out there?

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youarewinning · 02/08/2013 12:52

Ha ha ha - brilliant.

I bet their reaction was an Oscar winning performance. Grin

Pisstakers like these who use emotional blackmail (which this was because they knew it would cause distress with money and rearranging) aren't used to people standing up to them.

I do wonder if they learnt their lesson.

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GoofyIsACow · 02/08/2013 12:52

Hilarious!

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cocolepew · 02/08/2013 12:54

You were just right.
Same thing happened to us the day before completion on our flat. The new buyer started mucking us about saying that they didn't want the blinds, and the tiles in the bathroom and kitchen weren't to her taste Hmm. We weren't charging for the blinds, they wouldn't have fit our new windows, I thought it would be handy for the new buyers(they were clean and plain, nothing horrendous).

We were desperate to sell as we had a house to move into, and agreed to know knock a bit of money off. So I spent hours removing every single tile with a hammer and taking the blinds down.

Apparently they weren't amused.

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vintagecakeisstillnice · 02/08/2013 12:59

Good on ya.

Just to let you know sellers can be as bad. . .

We were so messed around by the people we bought off that it was a few days later when my Sis came around (and she'd view it with us) that we realised that the carpet that was in the bedrooms was not the carpet we'd paid for.

We'd gone totally by the book, the sellers had offered us the carpets and curtains and poles etc for an extra £X and we said yes. We were planning to totally redecorate but over time.

Anyway they had pulled up all the 'good' carpet and the underlay and replaced it with the thinnest carpet known to man. We then realised that the curtain poles/tracks which had been big old oak wood things were now just normal tracks and the lined curtains were not lined any more.

Except for one, one pole and set of curtains.

We didn't get any thing back re the carpets as we couldn't prove that they weren't the ones. We did for the curtains as we had proof.

Just to top it off having gone through this and got some money back (not a lot and about 10 % of what we had actually paid over but to me it was the bloody principal of it) they wrote to us and told us they'd be around to get the last pole back. . . .

Replied with if they tried entering the house/garden I'd have the police on them and changed all the locks the next day, fuckers.

And they didn't let most of their family know they'd moved, so we had various random people turning up for about 2 and a half years including one lot that were planing to stay and were very put out when they couldn't, but that's a whole different thread

Oh and the reason we didn't notice. . . I honestly believe that from the day they accepted our offer to the day that they left not a stitch of housework/cleaning was done.

It took hovering the carpet in the front room 3 times before we could actually see the colour of it and the bathroom [puke]

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TheSurgeonsMate · 02/08/2013 13:02

Amused.

I remember my father on his hands and knees doing a DIY installation. He had a picture which had a dedicated light attached to the frame. The buyers said they wanted the 'wall light' and wouldn't take no for an answer when it was explained that it wasn't attached to the wall but to the picture. You can imagine what the wall looked like by the time my dad, swearing heartily, had ragged a cable up from the skirting board, patched it over with a bit of polyfilla and stuck the picture light to the wall with a few screws...

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PedantMarina · 02/08/2013 13:07

Oldgrandmama, Mumsnet must have been invented for you, ya brilliantly bitchy woman, you.

takes hat off and genuflects

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noisytoys · 02/08/2013 13:15

Definitely amused! I didn't realise people played these games when moving house. The whole process is stressful enough as it is.

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Fallout1977 · 02/08/2013 13:28

Absolutely brilliant and my DH and I would have done exactly the same! Serves them right! ;)

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facedontfit · 02/08/2013 13:33

Respect.

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thebody · 02/08/2013 13:34

good for you. serves them right. horrible nasty people.

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GiveMeStrength2day · 02/08/2013 13:37

Am I the only one who was wondering about:

We heard of their reaction from a Deep Throat at the buyers' solicitors

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cushtie335 · 02/08/2013 13:53

No I was wondering about that as well, have no idea what it means. My only knowledge of that reference is that horrible Linda Lovelace film and that really doesn't make any sense in this situation!!

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VodkaJelly · 02/08/2013 13:55

Deep Throat is a slang term for an undercover mole (usually FBI/CIA related)

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cushtie335 · 02/08/2013 13:56

Thanks VodkaJelly, I had no idea. Doubt I'll be using it in everyday conversation however :)

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TempusFuckit · 02/08/2013 14:07

Deep Throat was the name of the anonymous source who leaked the Watergate scandal to Bob Woodward of the Washington Post.

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GiveMeStrength2day · 02/08/2013 14:17

Well you learn something new every day!
I was reading it with porn film connotations then decided it must have been an autocorrect of big mouth!! Grin

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TwoTearsInABucket · 02/08/2013 14:20

If they wanted money knocked off coz of carpet then why wouldn't you remove the carpet?!
Why are people so awful about house buying?? It's blackmail some of the stories quoted here.

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