How many of you have an image of gluezilla?In mine she has a crazed look in her eyes and flaring nostrils
In mine she wears the face of my ex best mate (for whom I was bridesmaid) who morphed into such a fucking nightmare that the last day I saw her was "on this my special day ".
I don't envy you OP, but I admire your restraint. Given my time again, knowing what I know now, I might have opted to just stick the heid in ex best friends face when she asked me to bridesmaid 
I have to go lie down now, all this has triggered my rage again...