TidyDancer's bridezilla thread part 3

[TidyDancer]

Here you go!

Oh god now i am imagining her trying to co-ordinate with all 80 guests who is wearing what...'right great aunty mavis you are wearing the diamonds are a girls best friend dress, right? RIGHT?'

HOLY SHIT! she really has turned briserker on this hasn't she.

I would go as Bette Davis in 'Whatever happened to baby Jane' and snatch the microphone during the speeches and do a rendition of 'i'm sending a letter to daddy'.

There has also been speculation on Facebook about doing that now infamous dinosaur attack photo pose with the wedding party.

i am weeping with laughter now - my imagination is running wild - No wonder she's getting frazzled she has set herself up for a major amount of stress and organisation for no reason.

OH GOD, IS SHE DOING A THEMES FIRST DANCE? FRED AND GINGER STYLEE AND MAKING POORGROOM GO TO DANCING LESSONS!!!!!?? HAHAHAAA

I have just done some further Facebook stalking. At risk of drowning you all in the tacky waters, as guests go into the reception, there will be paparazzi along the red carpet to capture their entrance....

*themed

Jesus H! Tidy, if I organise a whip round to cover your child care and expenses can you tell them you'll do it? We really need an insider on this! Hilarious!

That's already passé

What the cool kids are doing now is the same pose but with one guest hilariously blown up as the monster in pursuit

STOPPIT i am gasping for breath...

Paparazzi at a village hall?? (It is a village hall isn't it? )

OH MY GOD WHAT IF YOU BRIBED THE PHOTOGRAPHER TO PHOTOSHOP IN A SYLVANIAN MODEL INSTEAD OF A T REX?!

How does the dinosaur attack fit in with the glamour theme? Sounds like she is just throwing everything at it in a desperate attempt to make it AMAZING. But if you try too hard you just piss every one off and end up crying in the loos.

Horry, I'm one step ahead of you there! I have a box of sylvanians out ready for it!

Paparazzi along the entrance?

Didn't they do that at a Hollywood themed Come Dine With Me episode once? Some poor random mates of the host stuck in the garden in the dark with disposable cameras?

Perhaps that explains what the other 20 uninvited are doing on the day?

MrsKoala - I don't think she was attempting to fit it in with the theme tbh. I don't know. It's all very odd at this point!

May I take this opportunity to remind you that this woman is a published medical professional. Scary.

Love the running away from a giant Sylvanian photo idea

Tidy, the 20 uninviteds have to dress as authentic 1950s tramps and sit alongside the red carpet, begging for handouts from the rich shiny people.

Wonder if Great Auntie Mavis is trying to squeeze into her Olivia Newton John black spanx outfit!

this is Hollywood In The 50s

Dare you and a mate to turn up like this!!

Seriously, I would be chuffin' FURIOUS if I was expected to fork out for a fancy dress outfit for a wedding that I was never going to wear again. Not to mention looking like a twat in a circular skirt and ankle socks all day.

I actually wonder if the decade is wrong. I have heard of people doing 20s or maybe 30s Hollywood, but later on not so much.

50s/60s is Hitchcock et al, isn't it?

What wank!

I love this thread I'm crying at the images this is conjuring up... I am worried that hun friend might be a decoy.... Be careful to suss her out first Tidy Definately keep this thread quiet

Oh lord. I've been to the odd work Christmas party with a Hollywood theme and 'paparazzi' as you arrive. Grim enough as a bit of festive fun. At a wedding?