I know I'm being a bit mean but I did have a rather large giggle....

[JaffaMyCake]

When I read about a baby called JaMichael.....son of Janet and Michael

NorksFlipper

sconebra

You alright, norks?

JaffaMyNorks

just channelling a little Homer

(children: Homarge, Marer and the baby)

See, Norks goes with EVERYONE :) (slutty hippy)

HerculePoirotsNORKS

jaffacakenorks

Tasty and perfectly formed :)

You guys are fucking hilarious

I'll be iklnorks then .

Back to the OP, JaMichael is such a mouthful that its' bound to be shortened and there's only one shortening, isn't there? He'll be called Raspberry at school, poor kid.

Offspring of a bakers Brenda and Adrian = Bread!

Thankfully they went for a real, if somewhat boring name!

oooh, oohhh

amazingbouncingnorks

:o

my work here is complete

This reminds me of funny names created when the first letters of two words/syllables get switched about e.g zoobaby would be boozaby (it's spoonerism isn't it?)...

Poor little Shiloh Pitt got a mention.

MardyFerret.

That suits me actually..

Oh good grief! Poor Shiloh Pitt when you spoonerise that name!

Mental note: must spoonerise new baby's potential name to avoid such mishaps as it being known as "pile o shit".

Isn't a Jarmichael a type of Jewish hat?

NorkAddict or nachonorks.....

Oh my word poor pile oh shit!

Aren't Janet and Michael siblings? How have they had a child together?

Hmm so if I pinched AF I would be either Bogeyfucker or Facefucker, neither are good really!

I think I will be PictBogey :o

I saw twins in the local paper called Elroy and Leroy (not actually their names, but their names differed only in the placing of two letters) :o

CUthbert + MilliceNT = ......

These are good

Struggling to find two names which make up wankbadger.