I know I'm being a bit mean but I did have a rather large giggle....

[JaffaMyCake]

When I read about a baby called JaMichael.....son of Janet and Michael

Mymate. Nobody has said anything and I wondered if I was pissing everyone off.

at Norks.

William and Lynn = Willy

at Violet Dick. Was that a married name?

No, not married

You'd have thought her parents would have thunk it through.

What about Wayne and Kerry - WayneKer

Mary and Arthur - Martyr

Penelope Isaac = penis

Phil and Cher - Philcher

Loving these

Gordon and Nadia = Gonad

Jack and Assunta have a little Jackass.

Mine would be Randy

JenGa child of jenny and gary

not a joke here, real names in the parish mag "hatches matches and dispatches"

the christening of baby Harry Beau Surname ( I hope he is known by first name only, not HARIBO!!!!!!)

and the funeral of Nora Bone (either she had mean/not very bright parents, or loved her husband very very much and happily took his surname!)

I'll leave MardyBra to tell us what the child of Arlene and Solomon would be called.

Harry Beau is fucking genius. Bless his little cottons.

Hmm, I wonder Jack.

I also love Harry Beau.

Nicholas and Ursula = NickUrs

So have you realised about the Hollywood couple that effectively did this?

Will and Jada Smith and their children Willow and Jaden.

Oh yes, I'd forgotten about them Scone. Sad fuckers.

Sorry. Maybe that last comment is a little harsh.

The will/jada smith scenario is just plain ridiculous.

Just realised that my sons name could well be a combination of Cassie and Russ

I think we should combine MN nicknames

I'll be WorraFucker

These are brill

But does nobody think of the children?

NorksBra