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To wonder what on EARTH she sees in him?

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Sparklysilversequins · 23/07/2013 14:05

40 YO Peter Andre and his 23 YO GF are expecting a baby.

She's just finished a degree in medicine and has the world at her feet.

I Just Don't Get It.

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Sparklysilversequins · 23/07/2013 17:40

WHAT is the banana situation?

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TimeofChange · 23/07/2013 17:41

I think it is mean to criticise spellings and punctuation on here.

Everyone's view is of equal worth, whether their punctuation is accurate or not.

Is MN just for those who think they are superior beings as they would achieve 100% in English Language?

Chippednailvarnish · 23/07/2013 17:42

(Wants to join in with Glad but didn't know he had more than one song)

MissBeehiving · 23/07/2013 17:44

Has anyone mentioned that he really loves his kids? Grin

TimeofChange · 23/07/2013 17:45

Maybe the Full Moon is causing all the aggro & meanness on here.

(Not sure if that should be 1 x n or 2 x nn in meanness)
No doubt the experts will tell me.

KobayashiMaru · 23/07/2013 17:46

I didn't attempt to make you feel anything, why would I care how you feel? You're the one who got personal.
now, don't let me distract you from your fascinating insights into the love life of some guy who's famous for being orange and being married to a woman with large breasts. I'm agog.

GladbagsGold · 23/07/2013 17:47

They were the only two I knew Chipped!

But here you go: www.whosdatedwho.com/tpx_5742/peter-andre/songs

bamboostalks · 23/07/2013 17:51

Her parents must be profoundly depressed, he's a turd.

MarcelineTheVampireQueen · 23/07/2013 17:54

I don't know either, he is as thick as bottled shite and the same colour to boot.

Who says we dont know him? He sold out his dying brother ffs in order to get a few bob. I know more bout him than I do my dp. And I dont LOOK for this info!! He is everywhere like the sun (which he matches incidentally) you cant avoid him!

He is probably rubbing his varnished hands in glee thinking of all the money he will make off this.

Sparklysilversequins · 23/07/2013 17:55

No further insight from me I am afraid but maybe you might gain something positive from this thread despite its fluffy subject matter, in that now someone has pointed out your unpleasant posting style you may have a little more self awareness?

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KobayashiMaru · 23/07/2013 17:56

And just before I do, lets review. You say blah blah, I say why do you care, and you say "OMG, you're such a bitch blah blah this is why you're awful"

now, who was it was obnoxious again? Hint, its you. And Peter Andre, possibly

Sparklysilversequins · 23/07/2013 17:58

If I was the kind to criticise inaccurate punctuation I might wonder why you put that in quotation marks when I never said anything even remotely like it. But I am not, so you're fine Smile.

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bulletpoint · 23/07/2013 20:48

KoyabashiMaru - Oh for goodness sake! Stop being a Xenia wanna be, at least she's authentic!

Chippednailvarnish · 23/07/2013 21:02

He's had nine albums! (Am I allowed exclamation marks or are they also grammatically incorrect?)

Maybe he's a bit like Cliff Richards, sold loads of records, but I've never met anyone who would admit buying them.

Sparklysilversequins · 23/07/2013 21:06

He once said he wouldn't deem himself successful as a singer unless he could fill stadiums for his concerts. What are the chances do you think?

Nine albums? I know the names of TWO of his songs and that's only because Glads said them earlier in the thread.

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GaryBarlowsPants · 24/07/2013 13:53

I will admit to once buying a Cliff Richard album Sparkly and I quite like Peter Andre

Someone help me please.

TheFuzz · 24/07/2013 15:30

He is not as nice as you think. A charity I know had him for a gala evening recently. Supposed to be free. A whopping 20k bill arrived for his security staff for one evening. Rip off merchant indeed. He is in it for the cadh.

Chippednailvarnish · 24/07/2013 15:42

Therapy. Gary you need therapy.

Sparklysilversequins · 24/07/2013 15:48

I am not at all surprised Thefuzz.

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ComposHat · 24/07/2013 16:01

Sparkly some (not all) of Cliff's 50s and 60s output is fucking brilliant. I concede he has done his best to ruin his legacy, by being a bit of a tool and recording nothing but dreck for 30 odd years.

Originally written for Jimi Hendrix and all, but the bugger went and died.

ThisReallyIsNotSPNopeNotAtAll · 24/07/2013 16:08

this will change your mind

MarmaladeTwatkins · 24/07/2013 16:23

Have I stumbled into NetHuns?

I remember a time when such a thread would have been filled with witty, funny posters, roundly mocking the Orange Buffoon just like he deserves.

But here we seem to have his fanbase leaping to his defence. Oh the times they are a changin'... :(

Chippednailvarnish · 24/07/2013 16:34

Liberace wasn't a compliment Marmalade Wink

ComposHat · 24/07/2013 16:35

yeah cliff that'll really deflect those persistent rumours about yout sexuality.

Sparklysilversequins · 24/07/2013 17:42

Indeed marmalade could have done with you here last night! The PA love was totally out of hand!

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