To think this is an inappropriate gift

[ProtegeMoi]

Lighthearted thread by the way.

My grandmother popped round with a present for my DD today who has just turned one, now she has a pretty impressive reputation for the worlds worst presents but today she has finally beaten her own record!

She bought 1 year old DD a teddy bear, sounds good so far until you look closely and see it has a bloody cigarette in its mouth! And if you press its tummy it plays something resembling rave music!

Who the hell would buy a smoking teddy for a baby?

Can't stop laughing at it.

Worst part is she handed it straight to DD who now loves it and hasn't let it go since, she's headed to ruins now isn't she.

Maybe we should run out and buy a bear complete with diploma and boden outfit to compensate.

[ProudAS]

My uncle gave me a joke book when I was about 10 which contained a number of adult jokes. They went over my head though.

For example the Irishman who complained that the chewing gum from the machine in the gents tasted funny - he must have been talking about the soap from the dispenser surely!

[StepAwayFromTheEcclesCakes]

that mouse is smoking a spliff

[reelingintheyears]

My Mum once gave us a battery operated Santa who's arm movements made it look like it was wanking.
He's known as the wanking Santa and puts in an appearance every year.

[MillyStar]

OMG that's so funny!

Do you remember those stress ball things that were a mans pink face with a black top hat on and you squished the face bit? They had like syrup in them!

Well i wanted one for ages and went on and on about it, my mum bought me one eventually which had a huge nose, i played with it all day then my dad grabbed it off me when he got home because it was actually a willy and set of bollocks and my mum didnt even twig