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To think this is an inappropriate gift

55 replies

ProtegeMoi · 14/07/2013 19:24

Lighthearted thread by the way.

My grandmother popped round with a present for my DD today who has just turned one, now she has a pretty impressive reputation for the worlds worst presents but today she has finally beaten her own record!

She bought 1 year old DD a teddy bear, sounds good so far until you look closely and see it has a bloody cigarette in its mouth! And if you press its tummy it plays something resembling rave music!

Who the hell would buy a smoking teddy for a baby?

Can't stop laughing at it.

Worst part is she handed it straight to DD who now loves it and hasn't let it go since, she's headed to ruins now isn't she.

Maybe we should run out and buy a bear complete with diploma and boden outfit to compensate. Wink

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londonrach · 14/07/2013 20:42

Please I'd love to see a photo of smoking ted. Has lost the booties somewhere.... :-). I love your grandmother, she sounds fun.

ProtegeMoi · 14/07/2013 20:46

Right smoking bear is on my profile.

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DameFanny · 14/07/2013 20:49

Nope, that's a cigar and a now-then now-then Jimmy Savile bear. [shudder]

belatedmaybe · 14/07/2013 21:19

It's a mouse isn't it?

FeckOffCup · 14/07/2013 21:32

Saggy I had one of those giggling jelly baby things too, had forgotten all about it until now.

londonrach · 14/07/2013 21:38

{shudder} the picture of the bear looks abit like Jimmy saville! Suggest replacement bear (put rolled up paper in mouth for abit if necessary) and lose the bear until DD is 18. Make a good story then!

RiffyWammal · 14/07/2013 21:49

My nan bought my son (then aged about 4) a pair of pink tights and a tin of ham for his birthday. Confused

littlewhitebag · 14/07/2013 21:53

It looks more like a cigar than a fag. I like the jaunty waistcoat and hat. It's a bit JR Ewing I think.

fanoftheinvisibleman · 14/07/2013 21:56
Grin

My grandma gave my 3 year old a shiny red plastic sports car. She just failed to notice it was a manicure set containing lovely sharp implements!

ArbitraryUsername · 14/07/2013 21:57

Definitely a smoking mouse.

starfishmummy · 14/07/2013 22:09

Mil bought toddler ds a small winnie the pooh toy, it had a bottle thing that you put in its mouth to activate the sounds. Now I don't know if the battery was really run down or what but the moans and groans sounded like he was mid orgasm!!

123pop · 14/07/2013 22:10

actually name changed for this , as it outs me,

My DH has twins for siblings as well as others, When his father did a bunk with one of the OW (he had affairs with almost everyone), he stripped down all the bank accounts, ran up debts, took out loans, maxed out the credit cards, leaving MiL with a large mortgage, the debts, and quite a few young children, and went half way round the world (we found out recently), and became totally un contractible.

The week after MiL had to deal with this, finding out hour by hour more and more, her MiL (incredibly wealthy) rang to announce she was going to visit for the twins's birthday,

She arrived and presented the twins with a puppy each, explained that the puppies were to help them get over the loss of their father, ignored the other children(DH included) then gave MiL a letter that contained a bill for all the money FiL had ever borrowed from her, and left.

She later wrote to my MiL to explain that she only had herself to blame as he was far too good for her, and she better make a better job of bringing up the children than she had of her marriage, and to threaten her for the money or lose the house.

I do hold this women partly responsible for, raising such a selfish git, helping to push MiL over the edge, making DH into a carer as a child, and when DH moved in I got two elderly massive dogs, with loads of problems who lived for years, the twins sensible lost interest in the puppies at the first signs of poo and wee.

and she is still alive, MiL really needed a MN in those days.

RhondaJean · 14/07/2013 22:12

That's a mouse smoking a camberwell carrot!

ProtegeMoi · 14/07/2013 22:27

Yep it's a mouse.

Don't see the jimmy saville resemblence thankfully.

I've accidently left it on the floor by the dogs bed but its still not been chewed lol.

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magimedi · 14/07/2013 22:43

It's a cigar - not a fag.

ANd it's vile - but a great joke to go down in family history.

skinoncustard · 14/07/2013 23:09

Years ago my friends mother bought her young granddaughter a lovely baby doll only to discover it was a boy doll . Gave the child the doll after grandad performed an ''operation'' with a razor blade on the '' extra'' bits !!!!! Ouch! We couldn't stop laughing, granny didnt see the funny side !!

CalamityJ · 14/07/2013 23:16

Definitely a suave, sophisticated, waist coated, cigarette smoking teddy bear!

Nombrechanger · 14/07/2013 23:17

Sorry

QOD · 14/07/2013 23:25

Ha!

InTheRedCorner · 14/07/2013 23:34

It's a Terry Wogan teddy bear Shock

kreecherlivesupstairs · 15/07/2013 02:15

Whatever smoking creature it is, she has an impressive camel toe.

Mumoftwoyoungkids · 15/07/2013 03:26

Not for a child but about 8 years into our marriage when dh and I were still child free (by choice) my dad bought us the "Maybe Baby" film.

Apparently he had just seen it was by Ben Elton (who I like) and had Hugh Grant (who I like) in it but I'm not convinced!

MidniteScribbler · 15/07/2013 03:46

I think you should let your child take the toy everywhere.

Then sit back and wait for someone to post "AIBU to think that it's inappropriate for a young child to have a teddy bear that's smoking a cigarette?"