To think an adult pooing on the floor is a bit gross.

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Been shopping this morning went into supermarket loos and there is was on the floor! A poo! At then edge if the cubicle not even near to the toilet! Who could do a thing like that and more importantly why?

You know you can't polish a turd, but you can cover it in glitter.
Did you cover it in glitter OP? If not YABU!

Chopsypie that's the funniest thing I have read all day

Oh Worra I nearly peed myself laughing then... Maybe you have that effect on people?

Did worra cover HER floorbased poo in glitter?

It was asda

That is something I NEED to know quintessential , so Worra did you glitter your poo?

lol at the paperclips. Now that must have been a more upmarket poo.

The paper clips have finished me off! Are there no limits to man's depravity?!
It must have been premeditated too, who walks around randomly with paper clips?

Don't you ever examine your poo afterwards? Check for inconsistencies, texture, sweetcorn etc? It must have been an extra-slippery one!

Was it Mr Hanky the Christmas poo?

It was Asda, you say? Not 'more reasons to shop at Morrisons'?

Chopsypie, you said "decorating turds should be against the law". It certainly should!

Let's start an MN campaign:- all mumsnetters email their MPs demanding that turd decoration is outlawed!

You must live in the naice part of town. There's some towns where people just getting in to the toilets would be an achievement.

Yes, there should be paper plates, single use knives and forks in every Asda toilet, so people can perform a proper turd examination, if they wish, instead.

I'm so pleased to return to the thread and find people laughing at my horror. I had to send an email round about toilet etiquette afterwards.

I knew it would be Asda.

I bet whoever did it was Formula fed as a child. Everyone knows only people who were breastfed have manners.

Maybe it was a goat poo.

In terms of poo decoration can I recommend just 2 Googly eyes. Gives the turd a personality.

They sell them in most supermarkets, which is convenient in the circumstances.

But chopsy - it's not a matter of etiquette is it? Surely the poocupine creator wasn't thinking "no-one's ever told me not to so it must be ok"?!

A child once crapped while playing at the Thomas the Tank Engine Table. It was a super poo. Huge. No idea how he managed to do it because he had trousers on. His grandmother picked him up rushed him out of the shop saying "oh dear he's had a little accident" We were all "yeah sure that's fine", thinking he'd left a puddle. Little did we know we were left with the monster poo from hell.

Erm I'm going somewhere with this, honest... Yes, that's it. It might have been a child's super poo.

It might have been a homing-turd. was it moving ?

I didn't need to glitter my poo

I shit glitter and rainbows

I saw a bloke taking a shit in a car park the other day, actually witnessed it being expelled from his anus, with the accompanying smells you might expect.

I have been in loos where there has been poo not only all over the floor and the walls, but smeared on the ceiling too. I think it totally cultural and I would not dream of complaining dirty bastards.

Tweasels, forgive me if I'm wrong, but I suspect your post was a joke. This is completely inappropriate given the serious nature of the OP and everyone else's serious and thoughtful responses.

Kindly consider yourself tutted at.

If the OP's taking our advice, she'll have gone back to the supermarket...

and the turd will now look like this

I don't think all this joviality is called for.

Poor Mr Poo didn't make it to Pooland and meet up with his friends. And now you're laughing at him while he's down.

Heck we had a floor poo-er in an operating theatre changing room. Asda has nothing on the depravity available in your local hospital, let's just hope THAT floor poo-er knew how to scrub their hands properly.