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AIBU?

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Original poster

To think an adult pooing on the floor is a bit gross.

115 replies

Arnie123 · 13/07/2013 13:29

Been shopping this morning went into supermarket loos and there is was on the floor! A poo! At then edge if the cubicle not even near to the toilet! Who could do a thing like that and more importantly why?

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CoteDAzur · 13/07/2013 13:49

dontgo - That whooshing sound you hear is the thread going over your head

RiotsNotDiets · 13/07/2013 13:50

Maybe the floor looked a bit boring, so they wanted to add a little something?

I don't know why you're so upset, it gave you something to talk about didn't it?

WorraLiberty · 13/07/2013 13:51

A poo-bicon!

CoteDAzur · 13/07/2013 13:51

Poo-bicon

BarbaraWoodlouse · 13/07/2013 13:53

Can I be the first to say that this would never happen in Waitrose

zzzzz · 13/07/2013 13:53

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LadyBeagleEyes · 13/07/2013 13:53

Who ever it was I bet they were on benefits.

LifeofPo · 13/07/2013 13:55

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BarbaraWoodlouse · 13/07/2013 13:56

An escapoo surely zzzzz?

WorraLiberty · 13/07/2013 13:56

I just read your NN as 'LifeofPoo'

Chopsypie · 13/07/2013 13:57

I work in Facilities management, so deal with cleaning/maintenance etc. I can honestly say I am now never surprised at how disgusting people are. We had someone once poo on the floor then stick paper clips down its back like a crest. I understand we all poo and sometimes accidents happen, but decorating turds should be against the law

BarbaraWoodlouse · 13/07/2013 13:58

Chopsypie I am crying with laughter at like a crest. It would be wrong to admit to my 6 year old why I'm laughing, wouldn't it?

pianodoodle · 13/07/2013 13:59

It must've been a BOGOF

IAmNotAMindReader · 13/07/2013 14:00

Was there evidence of Greggs sausage rolls and fruit shoots? Are you sure it wasn't goat poo?

DameFanny · 13/07/2013 14:00

Startedthe thread sniggering and am now actual lol-ing at the paperclip poo-cupine

NewAtThisMalarky · 13/07/2013 14:00

Lol@ pianodoodle!

CoteDAzur · 13/07/2013 14:00

"decorating turds"

LadyBeagleEyes · 13/07/2013 14:01

When I worked in a kibbutz many moons ago the Arab workers would squat on the European type toilets rather than sit, and would miss all the time.
Maybe it was a squatter rather than a sitter.

WorraLiberty · 13/07/2013 14:02

I discovered a poo on the floor once while doing my Tesco grocery shopping.

The worst part of that experience was that I was shopping online...

LadyBeagleEyes · 13/07/2013 14:02

at Worra.

WorraLiberty · 13/07/2013 14:03

I think I shit myself at the price of vodka

QuintessentialOldDear · 13/07/2013 14:06

You have clearly not traveled much in the middle east, Op.

pollywollydoodle · 13/07/2013 14:09

poocupine

QuintessentialOldDear · 13/07/2013 14:13

Some people are baffled by water closets, and will squat on them with their feet on the ring.

Who can blame them for both missing the point of the water-closet with a ring 50 cm off the floor, and their target?

Gruntfuttock · 13/07/2013 14:14

YABVVU OP. Of course it's not "a bit gross".

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