to say arseholes to everything?

[FunnysInLaJardin]

I am beyond tired and so all I can think and say is arseholes. I need to go to bed but everything is annoying me at the mo. The cats, my life, the children, everything. And there is nothing wrong with my life and the cats and the children except the new fucking low energy bulbs keep flashing on and off randomly and now my Mac book is picking up some random email signal and buzzing FFS

you can do better than arseholes.

try badger wanker

Or Twatnugget?

oh but arseholes is so therapeutic. Fucking arseholes. There. Lovely.

Fucking Badger wanker, not so much.

toast TV with loads of butter, or poached eggs.

Twatnugget? Nah am not feeling it.

Fucknuggets

Fucking cunty fucknuggets.

And wanky ipad autocorrecting fucking swearing

Shitnuggets. Buggering bastard bullshit? Nice to have some alliteration in there somehow, adds emphasis.

How would that work then?

'Would you like a cup of tea, love?' 'Arseholes!'
'Can you let the dog out?' 'Arseholes!'
'Mummy, where does poo come from?' 'Arseholes!'

oh no lougle they are all in bed and by the am I will be all again. The cats might ask for food and they will get a swift arseholes as will the fucking low energy bulbs if they don't stop flashing on and off. Cunts

Arseholes is a fine swear.

Go with that.

I don't like all this new fangled swearing

Old skool swearing all the way.

A van cut in front of me in a very dangerous way this afternoon on the way home from swimming. I did call the driver an arsehole. DD2 pointed out we are not allowed to say that as it's very rude

Fuck. Shit. Bastard. Bullocks.

Does that work for you usual?

Yes that works for me

You can't beat a good 'Fuck off'

round here someone had written 'bumhole' on a wall, it was there years but the council have just cleaned it off :(

Oh no, SEA. It should have been framed.

i know! wish i had put perspex over it and protected it a la banksy

CUNTING BALLFLAPS is my latest expletive. It's reserved for the worst situations such as stubbing your toe or stepping in cat puke.

Errrrhhhh cat puke.

Worse than vodka and raspberry pavlova puke.

I like CuntBubbles when it all gets too much. Those situations aren't even worthy of being cunts. They are bubbles of ick that pop out of one.

I'm sorry. I like the C word, I understand its not to everyone's tastes.

Buggerfucktwatsoapytitwank.

Cuntweasels.

I thought it was a new game like when DS says 'sausages' to everything.